So these were the actual results from the last round of the Champions League.As you can see my predictions, in the post before, were way off. So way off in fact, i’ve gone and checked in, then out, then back into a rehab centre so i can get my shit together for the second leg. [...]

So these predictions are a bit late; but you know, it’s a hard job looking after Britney Spears when she’s not in rehab. She just wonders off and comes back days later looking like she’s auditioned for ‘V for Vendetta II’. Its crazy shit i tells ya. Anyway, back to more important news at hand. [...]

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Feb
Capello still a douche bag!

While Fabio Capello continues to make a mess of his coaching position at Real, the player he lost faith in and sold to AC Milan only a couple of weeks ago, has over the weekend scored a double and assisted in his teams third. The Ronaldo of now, may not be the Ronaldo of 4-5 [...]

Is this not one of the funniest things you’ve seen in sports!? When else would you ever get the chance to kiss the Prime Minister of Australia on the forehead like this, (without being tackled to the ground and pummeled by security)?Shit I’m full of questions this morning! Anyway, full creds to Kristian Sarkies for [...]

Melbourne, were on fire tonight and absolutely demolished Adelaide in a 6-0 stampede at the Telstra Dome in front of 55,436 boisterous fans. Adelaide were almost as bad as Kingston City SC (Victorian Prem. League), who were beaten by Melbounre 7-0 in a pre-season match mid last year). The Blues were fired up from the [...]

So a tough season’s slog has come down to today. It is the spectacle known as Grand Final day for perhaps the two best teams in the A-League this year. It has the making to be a ripper day, in front of a buzzing 56,000 crowd and a scortching Melbournian sun. Have you got your [...]

Kosmina has been banned from coaching Hicksville United for this Sunday’s Grand Final against the mighty Melbourne. The footage showed him running past referee Matthew Breeze screaming something like “Im gonna bend Daniel Beltrame over, cause i can’t believe he actually won me a finals match! Matty, you should join us in the showers after [...]

HELP ME! He screams while he raises his arms in the air and looks cluelessly into an on coming photo. Let’s get this kid back into his Melbourne Victory squad so he can prepare for the A-League grand final! Rumour has it that he was injured in preparation for the second leg of the Olyroos [...]

It’s gotta be a divine gift or some shit like that, but on Saturday afternoon (AEST), after reading that Beck’s had been chosen in the line up for Real against Sociedad, i said to the missus, “i reckon he’s gonna score tonight… and if i was him i wouldn’t celebrate the goal… just to prove [...]