Tuesday matchesStuttgart 1 v 2 RangersLyon 2 v 2 BarcelonaDynamo Kyiv 0 v 2 RomaMan. United 3 v 0 Sporting LisbonInternazionale 2 v 1 FenerbahçeCSKA Moskva 0 v 1 PSVSevilla 2 v 2 ArsenalSteaua 1 v 0 Slavia Wednesday matchesBeşiktaş 0 v 1 MarseilleLiverpool 3 v 1 PortoRosenborg 1 v 3 ChelseaValencia 2 v 1 [...]

An ‘out of sorts’ LA Galaxy were outclassed by a fit and rejuvenated Sydney FC tonight in front of 83,000 fans… most of whom were there to see 1 man and the class that he brought to the field. And all it took was one moment of inspiration to delight the inner-skeptic among us all. [...]

David Beckham, the global phenomenon, landed in Sydney on the weekend and unless you’ve had your head up your arse you’d know that this man has pulling power. Women get hot and flustered at the site of him, young boys and girls wanna grow up to be just like him and men just wanna role [...]

Last week, due to “Technical difficulties” PTP was temporarily sidelined… The thought of Bosnich coming back into Socceroo contention was enough to make me fall over backwards while laughing uncontrollably and fracture three ribs! Because of it I missed a full weekend of action, but don’t fret, cause my voice is louder than ever and [...]

Dear diary,My 5 month long distance relationship fiasco is finally over and I can’t help but feel like a filthy whore, whose every orifice has been repeatedly violated like in some hard core orgy… truth is though, I’ve only been fucked by one Dick!After-sex cigarette aside, I can’t help but wonder where does this leave [...]

In July of this year, the search began to find Australia’s new football manager that would take the team through to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. In August, media reports suggested that Dick Advocaat, current coach of FC Zenit St. Petersburg, was the front-runner for the role and had agreed terms with the [...]

Holy heart failure, Batman! Did you see the acrobatics in that!? Tim Cahill, the ‘Boy Wonder’ of Australian football has emerged from his Asian Cup injuries and is once again firing on all cylinders. His last minute equalizer against Chelsea was enough to bewilder even the most resilient of foes, let alone the unsuspecting Cudicini, [...]

The Dutch master has rolled into Tinseltown and boy has he brought a wealth of experience along… maybe now we’ll actually see the Galaxy play some football. If Beckham is the the MLS’s highest-profile player, arguably Dutchman Gullit, who was European Footballer of the Year in 1987, is set to become the league’s highest-profile manager. [...]

Nike has marketed these carbon rippers as ‘fast boots for fast players’. My question is, how much faster could someone like Cristiano Ronaldo possibly run!? His pace and featherweight feet make him one of the quickest players in the world at the moment… what kind of chance do defenders have in keeping up with him [...]

Another match, another 4 goals… United are really cruising at the moment and as expected, they blew away Dynamo Kiev at Old Trafford. It was just a matter of how many goals they would score. Tevez, Rooney and Ronaldo were once again on the score sheet and there was even a first in the competition [...]

Tuesday matchesLiverpool 2 v 0 BeşiktaşPorto 2 v 1 MarseilleValencia 1 v 1 RosenborgSchalke 1 v 3 ChelseaLazio 2 v 2 BremenOlympiacos 3 v 2 Real MadridCeltic 2 v 1 BenficaShakhtar 2 v 2 Milan Wednesday matchesLyon 3 v 1 StuttgartBarcelona 2 v 0 RangersMan. United 3 v 0 Dynamo KyivSporting 1 v 1 RomaInternazionale [...]

Premier League: War of words takes a back-seat [ESPNsoccernet]Serie A: All square in Turin [Eurosport]A-League: Cruel game for brave Melbourne [MVFC Blog]Scotland: Scott McDonald’s goals help steal a win [Telegraph.co.uk]Barca within a point of Real [FootyTube]

King Kong vs Godzilla, Ali vs Foreman, Agassi vs. Sampras… Gunners vs. Red Devils!Like all good rivalries, this top of the table clash promises the making of a grand occasion and I have no doubt it’ll live up to all the expectations. Both teams are in great form at the moment and seem to be [...]