Everyone was really excited when Ramos transferred to the Spurs, George Lucas included, because they all knew that finally an articulate tactician would be at the helm of a talented group of footballers and his Jedi mind tricks would help the team overcome their obstacles. Since his arrival, Tottenham have had a resurgence in form [...]

The Newcastle Jets have been crowned as A-League champions for the 2007/08 season and I predicted it before the finals series even started… this makes me a genius and Vukovic an idiot! Not only did he think that Central Coast would win, but he tried to convince Mark Shield of it too! “Danny trains and [...]

A brilliant Arsenal display couldn’t break down the stubborn Itie defence. The Gunners pressured high and didn’t allow world player of the year, Kaka, much time on the ball… which almost completely closed down Milan’s attacking options. The return leg will be interesting. A kick in the face is better than a punch in the [...]

For those who couldn’t make it to Hawaii… and lets face it, it’s not the most prestigious tourney in the world, never fear, you’ll still be able to watch the tournament from the comfort of your desk chair. The match starts at 5:30pm(AEST) and can be seen here. Related links:Watch TV sports onlineHouston v Sydney [...]

Tuesday matchesSchalke 2 v 1 PortoLiverpool 2 v 2 InternazionaleOlympiacos 1 v 1 ChelseaRoma 0 v 2 Real Madrid Wednesday matchesCeltic 0 v 2 BarcelonaLyon 1 v 3 Man. UnitedArsenal 2 V 2 MilanFenerbahçe 0 v 1 Sevilla

So we’re down to the business end of the UCL competition and there are some stunning match-ups to look forward to. This is how the draw panned out: Celtic v BarcelonaLyon v Manchester UnitedSchalke v FC PortoLiverpool v Inter MilanAS Roma v Real MadridArsenal v AC MilanOlympiacos v ChelseaFenerbahce v Sevilla Matches to note:Lyon v [...]

Sydney FC finished fourth in this years A-league and now have a trip to Hawaii to look forward to… thats pretty sweet considering they played like crap for most of last year. An all-expenses-paid sojourn at a luxury hotel close to Waikiki Beach in Honolulu, two matches at the all-seater, 50,000-capacity Aloha Stadium and no [...]

If you’ve been wondering where I’ve been lately and why I haven’t been writing any posts, well you might be pleased to know that like so many other “players” from around the world, I’ve been trying to get “naturalized” as a Qatari so that I can line up against the Socceroos tonight. Did I try [...]