Spot the look of embarrassment on Gerrards face after his failed attempt at a knee slide after scoring a ripper!
Gerrard scored a trademark long-range thump the way only Gerrard can and then he undid all that hard work and almost killed himself trying to do a trademark knee slide to the sideline…haha douche-bag! I think he hurt himself slightly too. Spot the look of anguish on his face after he’s mobbed by the rest of the team. Things then got shaky for England till Wayne “The Thing” Rooney, popped up and scored a brace. Lucky England.
So that makes it 4 from 4 and the team is finally living up to it’s primadonna status. What I want to know though is who decided the teams that they’d be playing against in this qualification group. They’re up against some “quality” opposition the likes of Andorra, Kazakhstan, Belarus and Ukrain and this must be the easiest group they’ve had in some years (Euro qualifiers included). If they can’t top this group or God forbid qualify for the World Cup, the whole team, from Capello all the way down to the half time orange peelers, should be dressed in drag, have their knee caps bashed in and then kicked out onto the streets of England to be dealt with by the angry mobs who won’t get to watch them in South Africa… you know, just to save on the heartbreak of not making another major tournament.

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“Review – Belarus 1 v 3 England”

  1. On October 16th, 2008 at 7:15 am Juan y Fer Says:

    Hello,
    Capello continues with his good results, no doubt, England will be in the next World Cup, cause Capello is always a guarantee.
    Regards,
    http://saqueneutral.blogspot.com/
    (a blog about sport in English and EspaƱol)