With nine matches left to play, things are tighter than a nun’s nasties at the moment and this weekend proves it. After a humiliating defeat at Old Trafford last week, United will be looking to bounce back… good luck Fulham! Liverpoool are trying to keep up with Chelsea and United, but a determined Villa is [...]
A deflected Nick Barmby volley, a Nicklas Bendtner fresh air-shot, RVP’s emphatic equaliser, a controversial match winning header by William Gallas (although the keeper did get the last touch) and an alleged ‘mystery loogie’ by Cesc Fabregas aimed at Hull assistant manager Brian Horton… wow, close your eyes and this could almost pass as a [...]
So much for my predictions this week! Pfft… looks like I need to pull my head in and my socks up… speaking of heads though, what’s the deal with Fellaini’s!? It looks like something you’d find on one of those Discovery documentaries about the ancient African art of head shrinking don’t you think?… followed by [...]
This weekend saw Real Madrid bounce back after their demoralising midweek loss to Liverpool and have ‘hate sex’ with Bilbao… you know the kind when you’re really pissed off and you just want to kick the shit out of something to get your confidence back? Well I don’t, but apparently it works… Athletic Bilbao 2 [...]
Villa or on the receiving end of a 6 match winless streak across all competitions… uh oh! They’ve just surrendered fourth spot to Arsenal and given that they face Liverpool and Manchester United away from home before confronting Everton on their own turf, suddenly Champions League qualification is looking like an increasingly slim possibility. I [...]
Recently I’ve been sticking it to the man and getting out a shite load of content up… which is awesome; Ever since the weekend though, “the man” has been sticking it to me… and it hurts! So as I sit here with my boss’ fist clenched tightly around my nether regions… I say f**k “the [...]
Finally, Arsenal won a league match at the Emirates, finally they started to show glimpses of the lethal attacking team they are and finally Arshavin got on the scoresheet… but all that hard work was undone by the bitch face he pulled when running off! Seriously what’s he doing? Is he imitating a cow? Or [...]
Wow… I think I grossly underestimated Liverpool’s abilities this weekend and may have given even United a little too much credit as well! In all fairness though, not even the maddest of mad Kopites could have imagined a scoreline like this… especially at Old Trafford! But what exactly does this mean? Well I’ve said a [...]
In a week that saw all four English teams qualify for the next round of the UCL, we start this weekend off with a cracker! Man Utd v Liverpool.The Merseysiders have a real knack for beating big European teams… its the smaller shit-kickers that they struggle with. But after their rampant mid week triumph over [...]
Rest assured peeps, with the Champions League now out of the way, this week we’ve almost been guaranteed a better set of predictions by our friends over at Heads or Tails. They’ve told us that they are over ‘living on the edge’ and felt it only true to predict a descent set of results… Villareal [...]
With all do respect… Inter played like a bunch of chumps last night and for a team that’s meant to be the benchmark in Italian football at the moment, this was quite eye opening! They barely did anything to impress over the two legs of the knockout round and I’m convinced Mourinho’s ego got the [...]
I’m not really a fan of penalty shoot-outs to decide matches… but given both teams had ample chances to kill each other off at home and away, which naturally they didn’t take, I guess the shootout was a justified way of deciding the winner of this match. At this point, I’d like to quickly switch [...]
Pfft! Nil-all stalemates are bullocks and anyway haven’t Arsenal put a patent on them this year? (see here, here, here and here)… anyway this game was pretty drab and probably the most exciting thing to come out of it was the new turquoise fabric that Porto have as their kit… I find it’s a little [...]
In a lame attempt to try and play as good as Barcelona’s Xavi, I recently went out and get myself a spanking new pair of the Adidas Absolado PS TRX FG… you know the cheaper version of the much fancied Predator Powerswerves.
So did they make me play any better? Well in the 5 matches I’ve played so far, I still haven’t managed a goal… however I don’t think the boots have anything to do with that.
Given that in the first match Lyon were unlucky not to come away with the win, I was actually quite amazed at how easily Barcelona carved through them like a slab of fluorescent-yellow French butter that had been left on the kitchen bench all night long. I was also amazed at how Pep Guardiola kept [...]