Socceroos Qualify If They Win And Other Lazy Links

If results go their way, the Socceroos could be one of the first teams to qualify for South Africa [TWG] ...but does qualifying so early hold as much significance as having it all come down to a gripping two match playoff, with penalties to decide the winner? [Watch this]... it doesn't even come close!

Armani, D&G, Tom Ford... CR7!? C-Ron is set to open a third boutique store in Madrid, but if the "quality" of its website and choice of music are anything to go by... don't expect too much from the clothing! [The Spoiler]

As if they don't already have enough uncoordinated strikers in their squad (Pipo & Sheva)... Milan are preparing to swoop for Adebayor too! [Goal.com]

The US border patrol aren't the only one's having hard times with Mexicans at the moment... and if they lose this weekend, Sven's will be up against them too. Aye yae yae! [Mirror.co.uk]

First the rumours about Zhirkov, now Pavlyuchenko... is Hiddink trying to turn Chelsea into the Russian National Team? [ClubCall]

Carrying Liverpool is one thing, but can Gerrard carry England too? I'm not convinced and I don't think Capello is either. [Guardian]