In a lame attempt to try and play as good as Barcelona’s Xavi, I recently went out and get myself a spanking new pair of the Adidas Absolado PS TRX FG… you know the cheaper version of the much fancied Predator Powerswerves.
So did they make me play any better? Well in the 5 matches I’ve played so far, I still haven’t managed a goal… however I don’t think the boots have anything to do with that.
Am I controlling the midfield, kicking ass and taking names? Hells yeah I am!… but that’s probably cause I’m playing against geriatrics and retired, overweight has-beens.
And finally, are opposition players falling in slow-mo at my feet in an attempt to stop me making splitting runs through the middle? Oh yes… but I seem to be falling flat on my ass straight after they hit the ground.
Who knows, at this rate maybe one day I’ll be playing Champions League football too! Bahahaha… who am I kidding? At best, I’ll be lucky to line up with a Sunday league team!
Older Adidas boot news:
New Adidas Boots, Pure Kaka!
Beckhams Custom Adidas Predator Powerswerve DB
New Adidas boots…no Kaka
Labels: Adidas, Predator Absolado, Xavi