S’up peeps! I’m coming at you from a remote corner of the globe at the moment, so there won’t be much post-match analysis coming at ya… a good internet connection is as rare as an English team winning at the Estadio do Dragao… 13 years! Good luck! I predict:Arsenal 2 v 1 VillarrealFirst goal scorer: [...]
This one’s coming at you quickly… just like the goals did for Barcelona and Chelsea last week. Can the results be turned around? Hell no! But I don’t see Liverpool (or Bayern for that matter) rolling over and making it easy either. There’s definitely still some good games to come. Here’s how I picked’em. I [...]
Liverpool came out firing for this match. It was probably to shake off the embarrassing defeat in front of their home fans to Chelsea only days earlier… and what better way to do it than by embarrassing some other poor team instead… unlucky Blackburn. After the match, I’m assuming Rafa’s team talk probably went something [...]
Uh oh… when you have to rely on a 17yr old to save your ass on two separate occasions, you “might” be in trouble. I use the word might here, cause I’m talking about Manchester United and well, they’re pretty much capable of pulling anything out of their arses when all the chips are down… [...]
Shit, talk about close! Even though the match was pretty much over at 4-0, Bolton did what Liverpool couldn’t a few days ago and scored three goals… in the space of eight minutes! Talk about a shock. It reminded me of the time I took your sister home and finished her off in eight minutes [...]
While the top 4 enjoy a relatively “easy” weekend, the match of the round is at Villa Park with two sides in totally contrasting form. Midlanders haven’t won in seven whilst the Merseysiders are picking up precious points every weekend and are now within 1 of Villa… should make for a cracking match! I predict:Liverpool [...]
After a brilliant Champions League week, the La Liga returns with leaders Barcelona at home to a nervy Recreativo (good luck!), Madrid at home to Valladolid and Espanyol needing three points from their match against Numancia to have a descent chance of staying in the top flight… this is how our friends at Heads or [...]
Guus Hiddink is a renowned fitness enthusiast who is especially good at getting teams to perform at their peak levels whilst still playing an entertaining brand of football. So it’s no wonder that the ever aging Chelsea mob have once again been steered onto the right path of becoming a tough European force… can anybody, [...]
I’ve never been spanked before, nor have I ever wished too, so I’m assuming* that it would be less painful than playing against Barcelona and their extraordinary attacking prowess at the Camp Nou… especially when they’re really in the mood to kick your ass! So I think it’s safe to say that even if Bayern [...]
If last nights matches are anything to go by, tonight’s games should also be scorchers… whatever the case I’ll be front and center watching both these matches simultaneously… ah the wonders of the internet! I predict:Barcelona 2 v 1 Bayern MunichFirst goal scorer: Samuel Eto’o Liverpool 2 v 1 ChelseaFirst goal scorer: Steven Gerrard
Ok, I don’t know who this new “Adebayor” guy is or where the old one has gone (perhaps he was adopted by Madonna), but to tell you the truth, I don’t really care. The new guy or ADEv2.0 as I like to call him seems like he’s been tinkered with by a mix of voodoo [...]
Ever since their arses were handed to them on a plate by Torres, Gerrard, Aurelio and Dossena, things have looked a little different on the “United” front… namely in their midfield where they are failing to hold onto the ball and are being dominated like a fat chick muscling her way to the dessert buffet [...]
It’s Quarter Final time and you know what that means folks… over the next two weeks, somebody gonna get a-hurt real bad! Well not like Santi Cazorla’s broken ankle hurt but more like a bruised ego or battered feelings… like the time I was caught with my pants around my ankles at the school dance [...]
My predictions this week were as efficient as Everton’s goal scoring abilities and they really stamped their authority on the right to be playing UEFA Cup football next season. Now sitting 7 points off seventh placed West Ham, you could say that they’re almost home and hosed… but look out Villa their within one point [...]
Look out C.Ron and Wooney, there might just be another cool kid on the block… a cool kid who unbelievably announced his arrival to the world last night! And what’s more unbelievable is that this kid is just that, a 17 year old who is already rubbing shoulders with some of the big boys in [...]