Thursday, 9 April 2009

Munchen Get Shpoonkten! Ax Ya! Barcelona 4 v 0 Bayern

Henry celebrates after setting up Messi for his second against Bayern
I've never been spanked before, nor have I ever wished too, so I'm assuming* that it would be less painful than playing against Barcelona and their extraordinary attacking prowess at the Camp Nou... especially when they're really in the mood to kick your ass! So I think it's safe to say that even if Bayern bring on dildo slinging nympho mutants from out space for the next leg in Germany, the best they'll get is use of their own safe word to help them out of another shpoonking! Now repeat after me "Fluggen-kliggin-kien!" and you'll enjoy a happy ending!

*assumptions are based on years of watching amateur B-grade and home-made porn, hence it is a safe assumption

Match highlights:


Older Barcelona news:
Results - La Liga - 4th / 5th April
Barca make light work of Malaga - Barcelona 6 v 0 Malaga
All aboard! Barcelona 5 v 2 Lyon

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