25
May
Screw You, Nicolas Anelka

Nicolas Anelka (and his arrogant French head) won the BPL Golden Boot with the goal he scored against Sunderland
My seething hatred for Nicolas Anelka (and his arrogant French head) is fully documented on this site with most of the “hatred” stemming from the fact that he’s an overrated cheese eating surrender monkey who, on several occasions has sold his soul to any club that is willing to put up with his arrogance… and don’t even get me started on that goal celebration! Are they fairy wings? He makes pigeon noises while he does it!? WTF!?

So THANK YOU Sunderland for gifting this git the Premier League golden boot, I’m sure he’s already thinking about how many Oompa-Loompas he’ll be squeezing into his bags once he leaves Stamford Bridge for the off season break… Huh? Well this is his ‘Golden Ticket’ and you best be sure he’ll be cashing it in if he’s not first choice striker at Chelsea next year, that’s a given. Watch this space.

Note: He may have won the Golden Boot, but he shouldn’t be too proud of himself… his tally of 19 is the second lowest top scorer tally in Premier League history!… I bet that’s something you’ll never hear him mention this lifetime.

Match highlights – Sunderland 2 v 3 Chelsea:

Older Nicolas Anelka news:
Commercial: Puma Kidnapping Anelka
Review – West Brom 0 v 3 Chelsea
Chelsea 5 v 0 Sunderland
Middlesbrough 0 v 5 Chelsea
Chelsea 1 v 1 Machester United

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4 Comments

“Screw You, Nicolas Anelka”

  1. On May 25th, 2009 at 12:40 pm Ulrik Fredrik Says:

    Mate, your banner cracked me up. LOL.

    Anyway, what do you reckon are the chances of us seeing Ronaldo unveil a new colourway for the Superflys?

    Too far out of the box to think that Nike won’t be trying to take advantage of their most prized horse being on the biggest footballing stage of the year. haha.

  2. On May 27th, 2009 at 8:03 am t. eddie Says:

    Mate, glad you enjoyed the banner… and yes I did hear a little birdy say that Ronaldo will be wearing a new colourway… white!?
    Wonder if it will actually happen though?

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