Typical! Florentino Perez had to go and make the two biggest purchases of the year while I was away on a much needed break! Ok, so we all knew the Kaka transfer was going to happen, but can you imagine how I felt when I tuned into the wireless to hear that C-Ron had made the jump as well… and so soon!? I nearly shit a sailboat! I thought this transfer saga was going to pan out till at least the last week of the transfer window and at the very least Manchester City would be launching bags of money at United for Ronaldo too! Talk about premature! I should go back to my vacation.
So now what are we going to talk about for the rest of the off-season!? The Confed Cup?… Pfft, lame! And what should I do with all the stories I’d made up about Ronaldo having run out women to sleep with in Manchester, hence his foray into the the US and Paris!? Uh oh, Paris Hilton? Really, dude? I’m not even lying when I say I’d rather have my teeth kicked in, then put back in my mouth and kicked in again, than be caught on camera with that beast! Ok, so if C-Ron fails to dazzle in Spain next season, it’ll be safe to assume that he has been turned into a zombie or he has tentacles growing off his penis.
Older Real Madrid news:
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Results – La Liga – 21st / 22nd March
Results – La Liga – 14th / 15th March
That was easy! Liverpool 4 v 0 Real Madrid
Labels: Cristiano Ronaldo, Florentino Perez, Kaka, Real Madrid, Transfer news
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