Match of the weekend is no doubt the London derby, Arsenal v Tottenham. In the past these two teams have delivered some cracking matches so it’ll be interesting to see if one team can steal the show or if there are any horror shows to be had [Halloween pun intended]. Whatever the case, we have [...]
Talk about doing it tough! At half-time, a near full strength Manchester City were a shaky 2-1 up against Championship team Scunthorpe, who actually looked quite impressive on the break. What happened in the second half doesn’t really matter at this point cause it doesn’t help drill home my point but I seem to constantly [...]
Arsene Wenger’s juniors have kicked the shit out of grown men before [here] so I expected nothing less of them when a half strung Liverpool showed up at the Emirates last night. Sure I would have put my money on the Reds if this was a bare knuckle boxing death match, but eh, it was [...]
Perhaps the game of the season for Liverpool; a real do or die match for their season… and I ain’t excited. At the moment, the Reds are playing like a bunch of under 12′s and the Red Devils couldn’t be more uninspired if they tried! These matches always deliver massive talking points and lots of [...]
After a poor showing by Spanish teams in the Champions League this week the La Liga is under fire! Heads or Tails tell us that with another loss, Pellegrini’s post as Madrid coach could be vacant; FC Barcelona and Messi are not playing well at all; Atletico Madrid is looking for a new coach and [...]
After watching highlights of the match, I had this whole spiel about Chelsea’s strength and experience in Europe and Atletico’s sheer lack of anything really, but instead I’m going to sit here with Blues fat-man Branislav Ivanovic and over a bucket of fried chicken discuss how inappropriate it is to claim a goal you didn’t [...]
Until midway through the second half, I couldn’t understand how an attack of Ronaldinho, Seedorf, Pato and Inzaghi had only managed three shots at goal and none were on target! Then out of nothing and as unexpected as Iker Casillas’ goal keeping errors, Andear Pirlo snuck in a long range effort to put the Italians [...]
The early match of the night saw a lively CSKA (coached by none other than Spurs and Real Madrid castaway Juande Ramos) host a dour and uninterested Manchester United, who once again left it very late in the game to score. Man, I’m so over this United mob and their poor excuse for grinding out [...]
When you become complacent, you give up your guard and when you give up your guard, you get knocked the f**k out! POW! Last night, AZ’s equalising volley came courtesy of some ‘route 1′ football and an unmarked header into the path of the on coming Mendes da Silva, whose knockout strike would have even [...]
I predict: FC Girondins de Bordeaux 1 v 1 FC Bayern München Juventus 2 v 0 Maccabi Haifa FC PFC CSKA Moskva 1 v 2 Manchester United FC VfL Wolfsburg 2 v 3 Beşiktaş JK Real Madrid CF 3 v 1 AC Milan FC Zürich 2 v 2 Olympique de Marseille FC Porto 1 v [...]
Late goals were the order of the UCL this evening… and didn’t Liverpool find out the hard way!? Playing with a less than impressive team (Gerrard [subbed at 24min] and no Torres) meant that the Reds were playing like a group of freakish looking immigrants kicking a football around on their lunch break and the [...]
A bizarre night of Champions League football matches but a great win for the so-called ‘minnows’ of Group F. By the way, if I had just scored the winning goal against Barcelona at the Camp Nou, I’d be expecting a blow job from everyone on the team too… manager included! Match highlights: Older Barcelona news: [...]
I predict: Debreceni VSC 0 v 1 ACF Fiorentina Liverpool FC 2 v 2 Olympique Lyonnais FC Barcelona 4 v 0 FC Rubin Kazan FC Internazionale Milano 3 v 1 FC Dynamo Kyiv Rangers FC 2 v 1 FC Unirea Urziceni VfB Stuttgart 2 v 2 Sevilla FC AZ Alkmaar 1 v 3 Arsenal FC [...]
Wigan’s season so far has been bumpier than a Pakistani city street during a coalition led invasion… with almost as much carnage! The contrast of heavy defeats and remarkable wins have been the serving for this season and well overnight this draw didn’t really do them any favours… I’m assuming it was just to spice [...]
Frustrating nil all draws aren’t really my thing… big boobs and blondes on the other hand! Anyway, our friends at Heads or Tails preempted the draw between Valencia and Barca in their predictions last week and low and behold! Impressive, even with the lack of T and A. Gameweek score: 4 out of 10 Results: [...]