Mutton chops, may just be the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears and you know that if Becks is sporting them sooner or later, gay and straight men the world over will be running around with “designer” forests growing off their faces… just wait till you see see my lame attempt!
What you probably won’t see them [straight men] wearing though are these hideous Silver / Gold Predator Absolado TRX FG DB J thingamabobs that Becks decided to wear against Belarus last night. He may have assisted in a goal and had a half-descent hit out against a lower class opponent, but his choice of boots were questionable… if it wasn’t for his facial hair, I’d be summoning my pack of robot attack dogs to LA with strict orders to find the boots and for the good of all man kind (queers included) chew them to bits!
Match highlights:
9 out of 10 aint all that bad heading to the World Cup… I wonder how they’ll fair against real opposition though.
Older David Beckham news:
Beck In The Good Books – LA Galaxy 1 v 2 Barcelona
Yep, They Were The Actual Kits… England 4 v 0 Slovakia
Hey Galaxy, screw you! Beckham at Milan till end of season
International Friendly – Spain 2 v 0 England
Labels: Adidas, Belarus, David Beckham, England, Predator Absolado