Overnight, Raul set Madrid on their way to a convincing win with two of their eventual four goals… Raul? I know, even he was surprised to be scoring! I’ve been sitting here a while trying to sum up this feat by the Madrid el-capitano and this is all I got… ever wonder what an old [...]
Mum: “Swimming trunks?” Son: “Yep” Mum: “Towels?” Son: “Got ‘em” Mum: “Scouse beach ball?” Son: “…um, I think Dave took it to the footy” Mum: “To the footy… what for!?” Son: “oh somethin about having fun or the demise of Rafa, I can’t remember… c’mon let’s join Bent at the beach!” Match highlights: Older Sunderland [...]
Arsenal’s hot goal scoring form continued as they added 3 more goals to their tally against Birmingham, making them the goal scoring leaders in the Premier League with a total of 27. Of the goals scored, Andrei Arshavin’s was the pick of the bunch as he neatly stepped inside his marker to create some space [...]
Hard fought matches (and Berbatov’s flying bicycle side-kicks) are the flavour of the month at Old Trafford in October and I can’t seem to work it out. Either United haven’t fully awoken yet or they’re biding their time till Christmas and will come to life causing unsuspecting teams to drop points faster than a fat [...]
I love starting off the weekend watching one of the big four take it in the rear [post]… apparently so do the Villains and they did just that, causing the Blues their second consecutive defeat away from home! Cop that! Match highlights: Older Aston Villa news: Results – 2nd / 4th May There’s A New [...]
The Premier League is back on the box this weekend and with my new pay TV subscription giving me 12hrs of uninterrupted action this Saturday, I’m seriously going to be as happy as a pig in shit! Of the matches this weekend expect to see Sunderland put up a massive fight against Liverpool at home [...]
After the weeks long international break, the Spanish La Liga is back and raring to go. Our friends over at Heads or Tails warn that following on from their shock defeat of Real Madrid a fortnight ago, Valencia may just have what it takes to pinch some points off the visiting Barcelona. A win seems [...]
Not sure if his fancy scarf cape actually had anything to do with his teams heroics against Uruguay, but Super Diego can now return to his outpost as Argentina’s only living god and continue to live a humble life of morality whilst helping his country’s needy… by which I mean fight against journos and make [...]
Mutton chops, may just be the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears and you know that if Becks is sporting them sooner or later, gay and straight men the world over will be running around with “designer” forests growing off their faces… just wait till you see see my [...]
What amazes me about today’s game is that Pim Verbeek sent out a near full strength Aussie team… and they struggled… againt Oman… again! And whilst Verbeek continues to persist with his conservative approach to games and a one striker formation, he should be thanking his lucky starts that Timmy Cahill delivered the goods again [...]
These bad boys may have a silly name, a mediocre design and a synthetic leather that mimics kangaroo leather, but if they can assist in 4 goals and even score a screamer on debut, then surely Nike have done something right again! Dammit, those guys are never wrong!… psst. Puma and Anelka take note, you [...]
They don’t really get much bigger than this, two of the “top four” sides with a rich history of fiery matches, squaring off against each other in a no-holds barred match to the death!… well not quite but I’d be front and center if that was the case and I’d almost pay extra to see [...]
Jammy bastards! I’m not even halfway joking when I say I hope Old Trafford is the test site of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s nuclear program! Match highlights: Older Sunderland news: Results – 19th / 20th September The Manchester Derby… expect the unexpected! Red Devils Bouce Back – Wigan Athletic 0 v 5 Manchester United So Much For [...]