You start the match on the bench, patiently watching, waiting for the coach to turn around and call your name so that you get your 15min of glory in the legend that is an ‘El Clasico’. When he finally does, you wait anxiously on the touch line, only to look away from the player you’re [...]
Overnight, Didier Drogba and Chelsea proved why the claim I made last week (about them winning the title), was a valid one and in doing so, also made Arsenal look like a bunch of sissies running around aimlessly in the wet in matching uniforms and handbags. All over the park they were out muscled and [...]
Finally, Liverpool got a break and put a terrible week behind them, while Everton’s was about as good as my predictions this week, which were rubbish to say the least! Gameweek score: 4 out of 10 Results: Blackburn 0 v 0 Stoke City Fulham 1 v 1 Bolton Man City 1 v 1 Hull City [...]
I predict: Blackburn 2 v 1 Stoke City Fulham 2 v 0 Bolton Man City 3 v 1 Hull City Portsmouth 0 v 4 Man Utd West Ham 1 v 1 Burnley Wigan 1 v 2 Sunderland Aston Villa 2 v 2 Tottenham Wolves 1 v 1 Birmingham Everton 2 v 3 Liverpool Arsenal 2 [...]
Unless you’ve been living in a cave all your life, I don’t think I need to elaborate on the significance of the ‘El Clasico’ derby taking place at the Nou camp this weekend. And with so many world class players battling it out, it’s actually quite difficult to decide which team will have the upper [...]
Portuguese man-o-sex Cristiano Ronaldo made his long awaited return to the Real Madrid team last night, which is quite exciting given the biggest match of the Spanish calendar, the ‘El Classico’, takes place this weekend. And even though he didn’t really contribute much in this game and won’t be match fit for the weekend, it’ll [...]
As expected Porto made Chelsea work hard for the win last night and yet again that arsey bastard Nicolas Anelka delivered the goods with the only goal of the game. Shiiit, I don’t mind it when Chelsea win, heck I don’t even mind when they play like a pack of morons and only just scrape [...]
Group C is another group ready to be blown wide open tonight. Both AC Milan and Real Madrid have turned a corner in recent weeks and have started playing to their respective potential, with Marseille a further point behind also knocking on the qualification door. Seriously though, if the Frenchies don’t come out kicking and [...]
Well it’s official… Liverpool have hit a new low point. I mean I’d been “suggesting” it, but I didn’t actually think they would be playing in the Europa League. Goes to show, if you put your mind to something, sooner or later it’ll actually happen. Well guys, good luck and here’s hoping you can do [...]
With only two group matchdays left in the Champions League, I’m still scratching my head about why Group F is as wide open and ready for the picking as your sister was last night dude… but that’s a story for another day. In fact, by now you would have expected that both Inter and Barca [...]
This was some weekend of La Liga action and for the first time in a while, the predictions were descent. An interesting match was Real Madrid’s win at home to Racing Santander which put them top of the Latino pop’s and set up a nice precursor to the weekends El Classico, which will definitely reach [...]
North London’s favourite midget, Jermain Defoe, is the toast of the town today after taking a chance on a silver pair of Adidas F50i Tunit’s and scoring 5 goals. Press Association writes: I had a funny feeling before the game,” Defoe said. “Adidas gave me a pair of green boots and I tried them on [...]
The spectacle that was the FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup came to a close tonight in Dubai and I learnt two things by being at the match… a) The Swiss should stick to making watches, chocolates and secretive bank accounts and b) no matter what country, weather or terrain, Brazil will own your ass like [...]
When Jermain Defoe wakes up tomorrow morning he won’t have to wonder why the sun is winking at him or why bluebirds are pulling back his sheets and why hot blondes are fondling his man junk. No, all he’ll have to do is watch the replay of last night’s match and all will be revealed… [...]
They can’t say we didn’t warn them… my amigos at Heads or Tails suggested Barca would struggle without some key players and well now they have some work to do cause they sit a point behind Real Madrid and host them next weekend in what is poised to be the match of the year! If [...]