It’s not even Christmas but I already think it’s safe to say that Chelsea have the Premiership in the bag. Big call especially so early in the season, but they’re already 5 points ahead of United, 8 ahead of Arsenal and a whopping 13 ahead of Liverpool… and they look to be cruising. This 4-0 [...]
Sunderland are doing their rounds at the moment, plucking points from the “big four” like a mac daddy laying his pimp hand down on a hoe who hasn’t paid her dues and last night they didn’t spare Arsenal either. This match reminds me of the time I slapped a Thai hooker and tried to play [...]
If anyone crazy enough thinks Liverpool and City have a chance of cracking the top four after a ridiculous performance such as this, there is still good news for you yet, you’re not the only delusional bastard walking the face of this earth! Goal.com If we play to our level we will be in the [...]
This weekend kicks off with a mid-table cracker that has media ass-whooping stamped all over it… cause you just know that, regardless of the outcome, both managers and every player on the pitch will come under intense scruitiny. Over recent weeks, City have fine tuned their skills of drawing matches into a fine art form [...]
It’s always awesome returning to league action after a week of World Cup Qualifying shenanigans, so I’m amped and ready to go for the weekends matches… unlike Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who our amigos over at Heads or Tails warn may miss this weekend’s match, the crucial mid-week Champions League belter against Inter Milan and possibly the [...]
It’s no wonder the Republic Of Ireland are nicknamed ‘The Nearly Men‘… I mean they Nearly made it to a penalty shoot out (which I reckon they would have won), they Nearly scored more than just one goal which would have put them into the finals and late in the game the ball that was [...]
I was so sure Russia were going to progress to the World Cup next year [statement made here] that I went and bet my house on the outcome… oops! Anyone care to spare a bit of room at their place for me and Guus Hiddink? I’m sure he’s going to be exiled sometime in the [...]
I was actually expecting a lot more from the Bosnians in this match… I mean, in the last match they came out scathing for war, but by the end of this one all they’d done was fire blanks! Now we have to watch man-o-sex C-Ron and his tanned cronies prance around the toughened streets of [...]
Right from the start, the Ukrainians went at Greece like a nuclear train heading full speed for a reactor and that is exactly how it ended for them… in disaster! After missing a host of early chances to go ahead, a clever Greek style* through ball by Giorgios Samaras found Dimitris Salpingidis unmarked on the [...]
The match before this [in Egypt] was marred by crowd troubles and home fans throwing rocks at the Algerians. The scare tactics worked cause they walked away from that match as 2-0 victors and forced a playoff half a week later. Last night however, with the match taking place on neutral territory, the crowd would [...]
Another action packed day at the Jumierah beach soccer stadium and another day when I think my obsessive fascination with cheer leaders has reached crisis level. I would sound the alarm, but there’s still 4 days left in this tournament, so I ain’t pulling the plug just yet! Teams to have made the next cut [...]
Expect more than just fireworks tonight when Bosnia-Hertzegovina host Portugal and I’m even going as far as saying prepare yourself for an upset! On the weekend the two teams played out an epic match in which Portugal just scraped through and I think that onslaught by the Bosnians will continue tonight. There is a great [...]
The first couple of days of the Beach Soccer World Cup have delivered quite a lot of tits and ass action… as you can now see by the new thumbnail gallery feature I’ve finally enabled… yay me! Anyway, I’ve even thrown in a highlight of last nights humiliating 8-1 drubbing Brazil inflicted on desert dwellers [...]
The FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup kicks off today on Jumeirah Beach and I’m going to be heading down there as often as I can to get in on it. Having to ‘work for the man’ means I don’t get the pleasure of being able to frolic around Dubai chasing the copious amounts of women [...]
Greece came under attack last night by a rampant Ukraine team looking to put the disappointment of several missed tournaments behind them and now they have it all to do on Wednesday night away from home too. I’ve gotta say, getting a result in the Ukraine will be harder than pushing a cart of proverbial [...]