Last World Cup draw saw Heidi Klum prancing about on stage kicking balls and pulling them out of pots; this year we’re led to believe that South Africa’s finest piece of ass, Charlize Theron will flaunt her Sth. Africaness on stage and even babble off some cheesy FIFA script. Ah, women and World Cups… what all good draws are made of!
With less than 12 hours remaining till we find out the World Cup groups, I thought it be ballsy to try and predict some of the groups that will be drawn… I know, I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one, but what the fuck else do I have to do till then!?
So based on the pot listings here, coupled with my prediction nous and random 4 number generator here are my unbiased and completely random predictions of the groups for next years World Cup.
Group: Brazil, Japan, Paraguay, Slovenia
Group: Germany, Honduras, Cote d’Ivoire, Switzerland
Group: Netherlands, North Korea, Nigeria, Greece
Group: England, Australia, Uruaguay, Slovakia
Group: Italy, South Korea, Chile, Serbia
Group: Spain, USA, Algeria, France
Group: South Africa, New Zealand, Ghana, Portugal
Group: Argentina, Mexico, Cameroon, Denmark
And for those that don’t think I’ve been smoking too much crack, more pics of Charlize Theron.
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