I was shocked when I awoke this morning to the news that Phil Scolari had been sacked as Chelsea manager and along with the rest of the puzzled world, I guess so was Alex Ferguson:
I'm very surprised. It's a shock that one. He only took the job seven months ago...
Really it's a sign of the times, I'm afraid. There's absolutely no patience in the world today," he added.
Having lost the European Cup final, there were still expectations for Chelsea to do well this year. It's really only in the last month that they've had a bad spell. So I feel the judgement [to sack Scolari] is really based on the last month, not the previous six months. It is a surprise," he concluded.
Surely Big Phil knew this was coming yeah... I mean the precedent was set last season when Avram Grant's Chelsea finished runners up in the league and Champions League and he was still sacked. Ok so Phil's team haven't been playing the best football of late but they are still on track to win all three competitions they're in... I just don't get the logic behind this decision... although as always, I do offer a solution:
It's not rocket science, although I'm sure some board members and Roman Abramoviches would beg to differ, all they have to do is try and hold onto a manager for longer than a season. Heck United have done it for about 22yrs. Their secret? Stability. Chelsea need to create some stability within the club and then they might actually see some results which usually equals success.
Anyway, I'm over teaching Football Club Management 101 for the day, who want's to join me at a titty bar!?... I tell ya there's nothing like watching a 40 yr old's boobies swinging against your cheeks to make you forget about the cut throat business that is the Premier League... oh and to all those still interested, just sit back and watch Chelsea spiral out of the top four, miss out on European glory and Abramovich slap the Chelsea faithful in the face by selling the club to the next highest bidder... no not me thanks, I'll take the boobies over a slap in the face any day of the week!
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