As expected both Real and Barca took their respective teams to the cleaners this weekend… I have the receipt if you don’t believe me, even though Barca finished the match with 9 men against a resilient Getafe. It was an amicable performance by the visitors, cause playing against 9 men of Barca is similar to [...]
A terrible, terrible weekend of match predictions by yours truly and an even worse week for the Prem, as thanks to Everton, Tottenham, Villa and City’s poor, poor form, those jammy bastards Liverpool undeservedly re-entered the top four and have actually gained some momentum… look out Arsenal! United briefly went top of the pops till [...]
With 12 goals in 10 starts against the Gunners it’s clear that the morning of a match against Arsenal, Didier Drogba wakes up on mounds of money with loads of beautiful women, shapes his eyebrows in the mirror with his index and pinky fingers, winks at himself a couple hundred times while shooting his hands [...]
My heart says Arsenal will pull some magic out of their demoralised hats [like here], cause I want to see a three way tussle at the top of the league… and there’s nothing wrong with a three way, no matter which way you look at it. My head however says go against the might of [...]
My lack of posting this week can only be attributed to the fact that I’ve been preoccupied trying to chase down Toni Terry, you know to get her on the rebound, all the ladies say I’m so smooth! What, you didn’t ACTUALLY think she was in Dubai for the Shopping Festival did you!? Anyway, it’s [...]
Our amigos over at Heads or Tails are telling me that both Barca and Real will have a stroll in the park this weekend… so I’m off to have one too. And this is how they’ve picked the rest of ‘em this weekend: Predictions: Valencia 3 v 1 Valladolid FC Barcelona 3 v 1 Getafe [...]
You have to excuse me for the very, very delayed posts for today/yesterday; lately I’ve been fighting off “super-injunctions” and quoting the Human Rights Act cause my mates missus couldn’t keep her mouth shut. Never the less, I’m here now and going to touch on what was meant to be January’s show piece match, the [...]