So the world is under siege by an unknown alien life-force – Okay, this sounds like the start of a shit Will Smith film, carry on.
Only football can save the planet and humanity as we know it – Brilliant I would love to see nothing more in life!
Franz Beckenbauer is doing the rounds recruiting the planets best eleven players – #InKaiserWeTrust!
Victor Moses, Stephan El Shaarawy and Landon Donovan get the nod to starting lineup – We’re absolutely FUCKED!
So who are the bloody defenders?
When the question is asked, all we get to see is Iker Cassilas catching flies with his gloved hands – Mr. Miyagi was doing this in the 80’s with chopsticks!
And besides, he’s a keeper, so who are the defenders that’ll save the planet?
It better not be those fat bastards John Terry, Gary Cahill or Branislav Ivanovic – fulfilling Samsung’s sponsorship rights of Chelsea FC, otherwise we might as well start migrating to another planet! Hey NASA, how’s Mars holding up these days?
Finally, why didn’t earth get to vote for the Galaxy 11 – it seems only fair that since we’re the ones that will perish, we collectively decide who get’s to inevitably save us, right?
Check out the official website and all the fanfare for more info.
…or simply watch Galaxy 11 – The Beginning below:
