Ah, I love cross town rivalries. They really do warm the heart. Nothing screams “Fuck you neighbour!” quite like a few fake dives, a bad penalty decision and two goals by the same player, that only a mere 6 months ago was plying his trade for the opposing team… oh and how could I forget [...]
Chelsea seem to have this rare gift that very few teams in this world possess (Manchester United also share this gift)… they always manage to score with one of the last kicks of the game and last night’s match against Blackburn was prime example with Paulo Ferreira popping up to score in stoppage time of [...]
This was the first time in about a million or so games that City didn’t concede stupid goals draw; coincidentally it was the second time in a mere 4 days that Arsenal were out muscled by a stronger, more experienced opponent. What I want to know is when will Arsene Wenger learn? Yes it’s great [...]
Darren Gibson’s classy two goals, helped an experimental Red Devils triumph over a near full strength Tottenham in their Carling Cup quarter final match at Old Trafford last night… and Sir Ferg. was happy as Larry. Goal.com And Darron Gibson is the one player in our club who can score great goals from outside the [...]
Talk about doing it tough! At half-time, a near full strength Manchester City were a shaky 2-1 up against Championship team Scunthorpe, who actually looked quite impressive on the break. What happened in the second half doesn’t really matter at this point cause it doesn’t help drill home my point but I seem to constantly [...]
Arsene Wenger’s juniors have kicked the shit out of grown men before [here] so I expected nothing less of them when a half strung Liverpool showed up at the Emirates last night. Sure I would have put my money on the Reds if this was a bare knuckle boxing death match, but eh, it was [...]
Look out! United have just grabbed their second trophy of the season and now there’s three to go… can they do it? CRon thinks so: It is quite difficult to achieve but we are going from game to game,” he told English tabloid The Sun, after the game.“We always have the opportunity to win everything. [...]
Given the result of the first leg, I think everyone must have thought, myself included, that Tottenham would have held out for an easy win or even a draw to secure their second consecutive appearance in the Carling Cup final… turns out Burnley had other ideas and they made the Lillywhites look more like Pansies [...]
As if you didn’t see this happening. I mean, go Derby, you did well to get this far, but I think you were suffering from a severe case of wishful thinking, kind of like the time I wished my shlong would grow to 12″, instead I was hit in the head by a wayward Foot [...]
Desperate to impress his manager and regain a starting position in the first eleven, Carlos Tevez stole the show at Old Trafford last night and if it hadn’t been for the woodwork midway through the second half, he may have had his fifth of the match. Like a Godzilla stumbling through the streets of Japan, [...]
The Wenger Boys dream run came to a premature end when they were shot down by giant killers Burnley… boys, premature, shot down… I ain’t even gonna bother with this one, watch the match highlights instead… gross! Match highlights:Note: Ignore the Ferg and Ince interviews at the start
Turns out that Adelaide weren’t the only red’s to go down to the same opponent in the space of a fortnight.Only eleven days ago Tottenham came from behind to shock Liverpool at Anfield and kick-start their Premiership ambitions again. Since then the Lillywhites have grown in stature and confidence and are looking more like the [...]
Great performances are too good ’a posting opportunities to pass up… especially when a near full strength team of “men” get whipped by a team of teenagers. The Wenger Boys are starting to prove a hand full for Premier League teams, let alone the pour souls of the Championship, so I’m posting this cause I [...]
The defensive nightmare continued for Portsmouth, the league’s new whipping boys, as they were hit for 4 more last night. For those who lost count, that’s 10 in 2! This is getting ridiculous now like when you forget the safe word at club Vandersexxx and they start administering the testicle clamps… you huff and puff [...]
Just when you thought it was safe to play football against a group of teenagers, Arsene Wenger releases his own personal experiment onto the field like a pack of wolves who haven’t eaten in months… hunting for the flesh of Red and White Wizards. Single handedly picked and pieced together from all reaches of the [...]