It’s going to be hard to conquer Europe or the world for that matter, when you can barely beat a little known team plying it’s trade in the Spanish third division. Perhaps Manuel Pellegrini needs to rethink his employment options for the future? I hear the bank across the road from my apartment is looking for new security personnel, although somehow I think if €200 million just showed up unexpected, he’d be pretty useless at doing anything descent with it.

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Older Real Madrid news:
Predictions – La Liga – Week 10
Predictions Champions League – Matchday 4
Higuain Spares Madrid Blushes…And Pellegrini’s head – Real Madrid 2 v 0 Getafe
Out Of Nowhere! Real Madrid 2 v 3 AC MIlan

Ah, what could be better than sitting back and watching Barcelona take another sorry team to the cleaners. Five goals in 20 min, that’s gotta be some kind’a feat right? It was almost as good as that time I hit 20 labourers with my car in about 5 sec while driving home one night. In all fairness, it was dark and they couldn’t see me coming… unlike this match though, it had hazard signs and boards reading “Look out! Goal fest in progress” strapped all over it.

Match highlights:
I hope Real Madrid were watching this match… if so, take note, this is how’s it’s done boys.

Older Barcelona news:
Predictions – Champions League – Matchday 4
F**k A Duck! Barcelona 1 v 2 Rubin Kazan
Results – La Liga – Week 7
Predictions – La Liga – Week 7