With the final game week of the season only hours away, all eyes are on two teams… well four if you count their opponents. As for me, I’ve decided to allow my predictions to speak for themselves and for the last time this season, this is how I’ve picked’em. I predict: Arsenal 3 v 2 [...]
As the race for 1st and 4th spot’s heats up, this weekend will see some crucial matches being played… fortunately for me, I’ll be watching them in Europe… so there! And this is how I picked ‘em this weekend. I predict: Birmingham 2 v 1 Burnley Man City 2 v 2 Aston Villa Portsmouth 1 [...]
After a couple weeks of sloppy punditry and ill timed posts, I have returned to step my game up for the ass end of the season (I’ve always been an ass man)… and what a weekend to pull the finger out for! Along with battles for the title and relegation shit fights, there has been [...]
This weekend sees a match that needs little introduction and has become one of the most anticipated across the globe. Whether it be Drogba lying on the ground twitching his leg like he’s having an epileptic fit or controversial late goals by cheating captains, there is never a dull moment when these two teams meet [...]
Arsenal and Chelsea’s title plans could be derailed this weekend as they prepare to slug out their respective matches against two stubborn teams from the midlands; Birmingham just refuse to lose at home and Villa have had the upper hand on ‘The Pensioners’ this season all ready. Both matches will go toe to toe. I’m [...]
With Arsenal’s win sending them top of the pops last night, pressure now lies with United to produce the goods against a Liverpool who have all hands back on deck and firing(?)… not to mention their desire to break into the top four again. If they can combine, Torres and Gerard should give Vidic and [...]
Predictions: Tottenham 2 v 1 Blackburn Birmingham 2 v 2 Everton Bolton 1 v 0 Wigan Burnley 1 v 1 Wolves Chelsea 4 v 0 West Ham Stoke City 1 v 1 Aston Villa Hull City 1 v 3 Arsenal Man Utd 2 v 0 Fulham Sunderland 1 v 3 Man City Liverpool 2 v [...]
Mick McCarthy’s men put up a huge performance to keep a Rooney-less Manchester United at bay last night, that is until the ‘Ginger Ninja’ Paul Scholes popped up with a late knock-out blow. It’s no wonder rangas have no friends… they always do things when you least expect them too and like to dampen the [...]
Thanks to the lackadaisical nature of one Nicklas Bendtner and his quintuplet of missed chances around the 6yrd box, once again Arsenal made things a little difficult for themselves against visiting Burnley yesterday. Where they should have put this match beyond The Clarets’ grasp, they painstakingly kept it within reach and in doing so gave [...]
Sitting bottom of the league with your club in administration isn’t an easy pill to swallow and it only get’s harder for Portsmouth this weekend when Alex McLeish’s Birmingham come to town… or does it. The Blues have lost their last three away games and are struggling to find that invincible away form they started [...]
A massive game this round at the Bridge, with mid-week UCL struggles Chelsea up against mid-week FA Cup flops Man City. Another slip up by the Blues will see United and Arsenal back in contention for the title, whereas a win for City could lock in fourth spot as Tottenham host an in form Everton… [...]
I predict: Everton 1 v 2 Man Utd Arsenal 2 v 0 Sunderland West Ham 1 v 1 Hull City Wolves 0 v 2 Chelsea Portsmouth 2 v 2 Stoke City Blackburn 1 v 0 Bolton Aston Villa 2 v 0 Burnley Fulham 2 v 1 Birmingham Man City 2 v 1 Liverpool Wigan 1 [...]
The action continues mid week with some awesome matches to further shape the look of the league table again. Of particular interest are the clashes between Villa and United, which always go down to one goal separating the two teams, Chelsea’s visit to Goodison Park, which ended like this last round and of course the [...]
A terrible, terrible weekend of match predictions by yours truly and an even worse week for the Prem, as thanks to Everton, Tottenham, Villa and City’s poor, poor form, those jammy bastards Liverpool undeservedly re-entered the top four and have actually gained some momentum… look out Arsenal! United briefly went top of the pops till [...]
With 12 goals in 10 starts against the Gunners it’s clear that the morning of a match against Arsenal, Didier Drogba wakes up on mounds of money with loads of beautiful women, shapes his eyebrows in the mirror with his index and pinky fingers, winks at himself a couple hundred times while shooting his hands [...]