07
Feb
Chelsea v Arsenal

My heart says Arsenal will pull some magic out of their demoralised hats [like here], cause I want to see a three way tussle at the top of the league… and there’s nothing wrong with a three way, no matter which way you look at it. My head however says go against the might of [...]

06
Feb

My lack of posting this week can only be attributed to the fact that I’ve been preoccupied trying to chase down Toni Terry, you know to get her on the rebound, all the ladies say I’m so smooth! What, you didn’t ACTUALLY think she was in Dubai for the Shopping Festival did you!? Anyway, it’s [...]

02
Feb
Arsenal 1 v 3 Manchester United

You have to excuse me for the very, very delayed posts for today/yesterday; lately I’ve been fighting off “super-injunctions” and quoting the Human Rights Act cause my mates missus couldn’t keep her mouth shut. Never the less, I’m here now and going to touch on what was meant to be January’s show piece match, the [...]

31
Jan
Arsenal v Manchester United

Godzilla v King Kong, Ali v Foreman, Woods v Nordegren… Gunners v Red Devils! Like all good rivalries, this top of the table clash promises the making of a grand occasion and there’s no doubt it’ll live up to expectations. More like a clash of two titans, both teams are in great form at the [...]

30
Jan
30th January / 3rd February

Without a doubt, game of the round will see the Red Devils travel to the Emirates to take on the Gunners. Not only are Arsenal and United massive clubs with a rich history and rivalry, but it’s also been some time since a match between them had any major significance in the league and therefore [...]

26
Jan

Another mid week round and another set of matches that look set to whet the palate. A win for Liverpool away to the Wolves and a Tottenham loss by city rivals Fulham will see the Reds jump into fourth, which given their form of late is just ridiculous! Expect resistance by Birmingham at Stamford Bridge [...]

24
Jan
Manchester United 4 v 0 Hull City

I don’t know how else to put this, so I’m just going to come out and say it… Manchester United, without Rooney may as well be Take That without Robbie, New Kidz On The Block without Marky Mark Donny or N*Sync without Justin. I’m not saying they’re useless, just that the one common denominator, besides [...]

21
Jan
Arsenal 4 v 2 Bolton

At the start of the season, all eyes were firmly on Chelsea and Manchester Utd to see who would bitch slap who and win the squabble to call dibs on the Premier League trophy come May. In doing so, [myself included], Arsenal’s young guns, their inspirational captain and their nutty Professor Wenger were overlooked almost [...]

Mid week sees a take two of the matches that were meant to be played [here], before God decided to dump snow over Europe and almost wipe out an entire round of football… on the up side though, now we get a shite load of matches packed into every conceivable calendrical orophus till mid February, [...]

17
Jan
Stoke City 1 v 1 Liverpool

As entertaining as it is to watch a “top four” mid-table team implode from the board-room outwards, the novelty starts to wear off after seven league losses, 4 draws and the constant inability to see out a match without conceding in the dying minutes. It’s comparable to watching a donkey chase a dangling carrot down [...]

16
Jan

I predict: Stoke City 1 v 2 Liverpool Chelsea 3 v 1 Sunderland Man Utd 2 v 0 Burnley Portsmouth 1 v 1 Birmingham Tottenham 3 v 0 Hull City Wolves 1 v 0 Wigan Everton 2 v 3 Man City Aston Villa 2 v 0 West Ham Blackburn 1 v 1 Fulham Bolton 1 [...]

12
Jan

Don’t look now Fergie, Carlito is quickly climbing the top goal scorers list and better yet, with 10 goals in 8 games, he’s single-handedly helping Mancini’s City jump into fourth place! The only way this would be cooler is if there were some sort of 80′s style montage stitching together this feat and their inevitable [...]

08
Jan

After a bed ridden week with a ridiculous fever, the coughing up of much lung butter and almost little to no action on the site, I’m back in almost full health to bring in the first full week of predictions for the new year… that’s if the chill engulfing Europe at the moment doesn’t postpone [...]

28
Dec

No time for a turnaround… there’s more Premier League action tonight. Tis the season to be silly! I predict: Tottenham 3 v 0 West Ham Blackburn 1 v 1 Sunderland Chelsea 2 v 0 Fulham Everton 1 v 0 Burnley Stoke City 1 v 2 Birmingham Wolves 1 v 3 Man City Aston Villa 2 [...]

28
Dec

This weekend put the league into perspective as both Manchester United and Arsenal drew closer to Chelsea who were held yet again… me wonder’s how they’ll cope when their African stars shoot off in Jan. Liverpool turned yet another corner, hopefully there’s not another brick wall waiting for them at Villa Park tomorrow. Mancini made [...]