Expecting to get a result when you visit Camp Nou is almost as dangerous as bragging to a mob boss about your conquests a week ago with his 18yr old daughter and if you can somehow stay alive or manage to flee the planet after pulling off such a feat, you’re almost deserving of the [...]
Man I can’t wait for the ‘Special One’s’ Inter to waltz into Stamford Bridge tonight and walk into the next round of the Champions League… is it going to happen though, I’m actually not so sure and this is what I love about the UCL. So many unknowns, so many variables, so many theories. It’s [...]
While I gather my thoughts on last night’s amazing performances, the European madness continues tonight and it just wouldn’t be Europe without my lame attempt to predict the unpredictable outcomes of what can only be described as a place where anything can and will happen!
So instead, think beautifully tanned women bathing topless, think greased up [...]
I’m loving the amount of football being played all around the world at the moment, especially in Europe! So many matches all the time, it’s bloody fantastic I tells ya! What isn’t so fab though is Herpes… Herpes and UCL knock out football and just in similar fashion it’s almost impossible to shake off [...]
With all the Nike Write History hooplah kicking about this evening, I almost forgot about the mouth watering match taking place at the San Siro tonight, when Jose Mourinho takes on his former Blues and Carlo Ancelotti takes on his former teams nemesis… I mean, it’s almost as mouth watering as your sister bro! But [...]
I’ve dropped the ball a bit lately and haven’t had much of a chance to review any of the weekends matches from any of the leagues. What can I say… your sister is really frikin hot and been taking up all my time! Oh and here are tonight’s Champions Leagues picks which you probably thought [...]
As I prepare last nights reviews, ponder tonight’s predictions below. I got them completely wrong last night and couldn’t possibly do that bad again tonight… or could I!? Fuck knows, it’s Europe baby!
I predict:
Porto 1 v 0 Arsenal
Bayern 2 v 1 Fiorentina
…was it!?
I mean no disrespect to Lyon for their achievement, but when one of the most expensive teams in the world strolls over to your neck of the woods like a big bad wolf, unless you’re a big bad wolf yourself, you’re not likely to flip them a one fingered salute and claim your turf. [...]
For a team having never scored or won at the San Siro before, it’s fair to say that Manchester United erm… Wayne Rooney, achieved something special in Milan last night.
Is this tie over? No chance! In fact, I’m more amazed that Milan didn’t finish this match off in the first half than I am by [...]
The Champions League is back tonight and if you haven’t already had an aneurysm cause of the rush of blood, then sit tight… tonight may just be your night bro!
Lack of matches and change of knock-out format aside, tonight’s games will pit a couple of stars against the teams that made them who they are… [...]
Seriously, Rafa. You should consider killing yourself… or simply walking away from Anfield. Sky Sports News reports:
We will try to win against Arsenal and after that, we will see,” he told Sky Sports News.
“We are really disappointed because we have conceded three goals in the Champions League in the last minute so when you [...]
After some shock results in last nights matches, expect more tonight… this is how I’ve picked ‘em.
I predict:
Liverpool 2 v 1 Fiorentina
Olympique Lyon 3 v 1 Debreceni VSC
Internazionale 1 v 1 Rubin Kazan
Dynamo Kyiv 0 v 3 Barcelona
VfB Stuttgart 2 v 1 FC Unirea Urziceni
Sevilla 3 v 0 Rangers
Olympiacos 1 v 1 Arsenal
Standard de Liège [...]
It’s now quite obvious that Sir Ferg knew what he was doing when signing up Michael Owen to United when everyone else (myself included) thought it was a waste of time. Five months on though and not only has the Scotsman resurrected the fragile striker’s abilities to score goals (as demonstrated last night against Wolfsburg), [...]
Cristiano Ronaldo was back to his menacing best last night against Marseille and much like a fly buzzing around your head while you tryAnd typ3 a p0st… oh, would you just F*** OFF!… he annoyed the shit out of the French defence and added two more to his ever growing sack’o’goals at Madrid.
On another note [...]
Ever since Australia’s untimely exit from the 2006 WC (yes, I’m still harping on about that incident!), I’ve had an insatiable hatred for all teams Italian, so I really didn’t care that Juve took the lead last night and then in true German style, had their arse’s carved out of their bodies and handed to [...]