Champions League
Predictions - UCL - Quarter Finals

Predictions – UCL – Quarter Finals

I predict: Lyon 2 v 0 Bordeaux Bayern 1 v 1 Man. United Champions League Final 1999: Up there as one of the greatest finals in Champions League history. Where did you watch this match?
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

Expecting to get a result when you visit Camp Nou is almost as dangerous as bragging to a mob boss about your conquests a week ago with his 18yr old daughter and if you can somehow stay alive or manage to flee the planet after pulling off such a feat, you’re almost deserving of the...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

Man I can’t wait for the ‘Special One’s’ Inter to waltz into Stamford Bridge tonight and walk into the next round of the Champions League… is it going to happen though, I’m actually not so sure and this is what I love about the UCL. So many unknowns, so many variables, so many theories. It’s...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

While I gather my thoughts on last night’s amazing performances, the European madness continues tonight and it just wouldn’t be Europe without my lame attempt to predict the unpredictable outcomes of what can only be described as a place where anything can and will happen! So instead, think beautifully tanned women bathing topless, think greased...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

I’m loving the amount of football being played all around the world at the moment, especially in Europe! So many matches all the time, it’s bloody fantastic I tells ya! What isn’t so fab though is Herpes… Herpes and UCL knock out football and just in similar fashion it’s almost impossible to shake off a...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

With all the Nike Write History hooplah kicking about this evening, I almost forgot about the mouth watering match taking place at the San Siro tonight, when Jose Mourinho takes on his former Blues and Carlo Ancelotti takes on his former teams nemesis… I mean, it’s almost as mouth watering as your sister bro! But...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

I’ve dropped the ball a bit lately and haven’t had much of a chance to review any of the weekends matches from any of the leagues. What can I say… your sister is really frikin hot and been taking up all my time! Oh and here are tonight’s Champions Leagues picks which you probably thought...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

As I prepare last nights reviews, ponder tonight’s predictions below. I got them completely wrong last night and couldn’t possibly do that bad again tonight… or could I!? Fuck knows, it’s Europe baby! I predict: Porto 1 v 0 Arsenal Bayern 2 v 1 Fiorentina
This Wasn't Meant To Happen...

This Wasn’t Meant To Happen…

…was it!? I mean no disrespect to Lyon for their achievement, but when one of the most expensive teams in the world strolls over to your neck of the woods like a big bad wolf, unless you’re a big bad wolf yourself, you’re not likely to flip them a one fingered salute and claim your...
Advantage Roonited!

Advantage Roonited!

For a team having never scored or won at the San Siro before, it’s fair to say that Manchester United erm… Wayne Rooney, achieved something special in Milan last night. Is this tie over? No chance! In fact, I’m more amazed that Milan didn’t finish this match off in the first half than I am...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

The Champions League is back tonight and if you haven’t already had an aneurysm cause of the rush of blood, then sit tight… tonight may just be your night bro! Lack of matches and change of knock-out format aside, tonight’s games will pit a couple of stars against the teams that made them who they...
Yes, It Get's Worse

Yes, It Get’s Worse

Seriously, Rafa. You should consider killing yourself… or simply walking away from Anfield. Sky Sports News reports: We will try to win against Arsenal and after that, we will see,” he told Sky Sports News. “We are really disappointed because we have conceded three goals in the Champions League in the last minute so when...