16
Nov
16 - 22 November, Dubai 2009

The FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup kicks off today on Jumeirah Beach and I’m going to be heading down there as often as I can to get in on it. Having to ‘work for the man’ means I don’t get the pleasure of being able to frolic around Dubai chasing the copious amounts of women [...]

15
Oct
Uruguay 0 v 1 Argentina

Not sure if his fancy scarf cape actually had anything to do with his teams heroics against Uruguay, but Super Diego can now return to his outpost as Argentina’s only living god and continue to live a humble life of morality whilst helping his country’s needy… by which I mean fight against journos and make [...]

After only his second official game in charge of the Argenitne team, Maradona’s men suffered their biggest defeat in world football since 1945… ah, that Maradona, he really is a special guy! [ESPN] Got an injured player? Send them to Australia and Pim’s medical team will fix’em right up… that’s ok Moyes, no thanks required! [...]

29
Mar
Argentina 4 v 0 Venezuela

What a way to officially debut as the national team coach of your beloved country hey!? Well i guess it helps when you have some of the world best youngsters on your team, but that’s just one of the perks when you’re Argentinian I guess. On another note… and I don’t want to sound like [...]

This was such an anti-climax to the brilliance that was Argentina. By far they’d played some of the best football of the tournament, yet were absolutely destroyed by Brazil’s youngsters. Big’up to ‘The Beast’ for netting the first goal of the game, it was a great strike and unlike many cup finals of the last [...]

This boy never ceases to amaze me. I’ve commented on his impeccable skill so many times over the last few months, Messi goal, not scrappy at all!, Lionel Messi Saves Barca in Extra Time, its just mind boggling to think he’s only 20 years old and still has so much learning to do. Only hours [...]

09
Jul

We’re down to the business end of the Copa America, and overnight, the favourites Argentina, ripped apart peru 4-0. Juan Roman Riquelme bagged 2, while Lionel Messi and Javier Mascherano completed the drubbing.And in the other quarter final, Mexico demolished Paraguay 6-0. So it all boils down to an ’06 World Cup rematch, which was [...]