Posts tagged "Arsenal"
Omar Abdulrahman unleashes Hypervenom in the UAE

Omar Abdulrahman unleashes Hypervenom in the UAE

A lot is being made of Omar Abdulrahman at the moment. Prospective contracts in Europe, a spot in Goal.com's Top 50 players of 2012/13, killer sponsorship deals by global brands and piles of cold hard cash to sleep on at night; and all at the tender age of 21.
Predictions - Premier League - Week 36

Predictions – Premier League – Week 36

After a couple weeks of sloppy punditry and ill timed posts, I have returned to step my game up for the ass end of the season (I’ve always been an ass man)… and what a weekend to pull the finger out for! Along with battles for the title and relegation shit fights, there has been...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

I’m loving the amount of football being played all around the world at the moment, especially in Europe! So many matches all the time, it’s bloody fantastic I tells ya! What isn’t so fab though is Herpes… Herpes and UCL knock out football and just in similar fashion it’s almost impossible to shake off a...
Gunning For The Title

Gunning For The Title

Thanks to the lackadaisical nature of one Nicklas Bendtner and his quintuplet of missed chances around the 6yrd box, once again Arsenal made things a little difficult for themselves against visiting Burnley yesterday. Where they should have put this match beyond The Clarets’ grasp, they painstakingly kept it within reach and in doing so gave...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

As I prepare last nights reviews, ponder tonight’s predictions below. I got them completely wrong last night and couldn’t possibly do that bad again tonight… or could I!? Fuck knows, it’s Europe baby! I predict: Porto 1 v 0 Arsenal Bayern 2 v 1 Fiorentina
Drog Just Two Good

Drog Just Two Good

With 12 goals in 10 starts against the Gunners it’s clear that the morning of a match against Arsenal, Didier Drogba wakes up on mounds of money with loads of beautiful women, shapes his eyebrows in the mirror with his index and pinky fingers, winks at himself a couple hundred times while shooting his hands...
Title Six Pointer!

Title Six Pointer!

My heart says Arsenal will pull some magic out of their demoralised hats [like here], cause I want to see a three way tussle at the top of the league… and there’s nothing wrong with a three way, no matter which way you look at it. My head however says go against the might of...
The Rooney Show Continues

The Rooney Show Continues

You have to excuse me for the very, very delayed posts for today/yesterday; lately I’ve been fighting off “super-injunctions” and quoting the Human Rights Act cause my mates missus couldn’t keep her mouth shut. Never the less, I’m here now and going to touch on what was meant to be January’s show piece match, the...
Clash Of The Titans

Clash Of The Titans

Godzilla v King Kong, Ali v Foreman, Woods v Nordegren… Gunners v Red Devils! Like all good rivalries, this top of the table clash promises the making of a grand occasion and there’s no doubt it’ll live up to expectations. More like a clash of two titans, both teams are in great form at the...
Predictions - Premier League - Week 23

Predictions – Premier League – Week 23

Another mid week round and another set of matches that look set to whet the palate. A win for Liverpool away to the Wolves and a Tottenham loss by city rivals Fulham will see the Reds jump into fourth, which given their form of late is just ridiculous! Expect resistance by Birmingham at Stamford Bridge...
Gunners Show Grit, Go Top

Gunners Show Grit, Go Top

At the start of the season, all eyes were firmly on Chelsea and Manchester Utd to see who would bitch slap who and win the squabble to call dibs on the Premier League trophy come May. In doing so, [myself included], Arsenal’s young guns, their inspirational captain and their nutty Professor Wenger were overlooked almost...
Predictions - Prem League - Week 22 cont.

Predictions – Prem League – Week 22 cont.

Mid week sees a take two of the matches that were meant to be played [here], before God decided to dump snow over Europe and almost wipe out an entire round of football… on the up side though, now we get a shite load of matches packed into every conceivable calendrical orophus till mid February,...