This was the first time in about a million or so games that City didn’t concede stupid goals draw; coincidentally it was the second time in a mere 4 days that Arsenal were out muscled by a stronger, more experienced opponent. What I want to know is when will Arsene Wenger learn? Yes it’s great [...]
Overnight, Didier Drogba and Chelsea proved why the claim I made last week (about them winning the title), was a valid one and in doing so, also made Arsenal look like a bunch of sissies running around aimlessly in the wet in matching uniforms and handbags. All over the park they were out muscled and [...]
I predict: Blackburn 2 v 1 Stoke City Fulham 2 v 0 Bolton Man City 3 v 1 Hull City Portsmouth 0 v 4 Man Utd West Ham 1 v 1 Burnley Wigan 1 v 2 Sunderland Aston Villa 2 v 2 Tottenham Wolves 1 v 1 Birmingham Everton 2 v 3 Liverpool Arsenal 2 [...]
Sunderland are doing their rounds at the moment, plucking points from the “big four” like a mac daddy laying his pimp hand down on a hoe who hasn’t paid her dues and last night they didn’t spare Arsenal either. This match reminds me of the time I slapped a Thai hooker and tried to play [...]
Arsenal have a bad habit of taking an unassailable lead and then switching into cruise control to see the match out and recently it’s backfired on them here and here. Heck, even when it hasn’t, they’ve still managed to leak more than an old person lying in bed without diapers. When they score however, it’s [...]
Match of the weekend is no doubt the London derby, Arsenal v Tottenham. In the past these two teams have delivered some cracking matches so it’ll be interesting to see if one team can steal the show or if there are any horror shows to be had [Halloween pun intended]. Whatever the case, we have [...]
Arsene Wenger’s juniors have kicked the shit out of grown men before [here] so I expected nothing less of them when a half strung Liverpool showed up at the Emirates last night. Sure I would have put my money on the Reds if this was a bare knuckle boxing death match, but eh, it was [...]
When you become complacent, you give up your guard and when you give up your guard, you get knocked the f**k out! POW! Last night, AZ’s equalising volley came courtesy of some ‘route 1′ football and an unmarked header into the path of the on coming Mendes da Silva, whose knockout strike would have even [...]
Arsenal’s hot goal scoring form continued as they added 3 more goals to their tally against Birmingham, making them the goal scoring leaders in the Premier League with a total of 27. Of the goals scored, Andrei Arshavin’s was the pick of the bunch as he neatly stepped inside his marker to create some space [...]
These bad boys may have a silly name, a mediocre design and a synthetic leather that mimics kangaroo leather, but if they can assist in 4 goals and even score a screamer on debut, then surely Nike have done something right again! Dammit, those guys are never wrong!… psst. Puma and Anelka take note, you [...]
Arsenal travel to Craven Cottage this weekend to take on a Fulham side left reeling after last weeks defeat to the Wolves. Fulham are significantly stronger at home and caused much upset there last season… this week however I fear that they might not have enough in defense to stop Arsenal’s speed in attack and [...]
Arsenal’s defense has been leaking worse than a cheap sanitary pad lately, so it was no surprise that they were stunned with 2 goals in the opening 5 minutes of this match cause thats what it took to wake them into playing football. Sure they came from behind and scored three goals, but they’re still [...]
Overnight Emmanuel Adebayor put on his Predator war paint and went on a guerrilla type rampage against anything Arsenal… but did he “step” a little too far? Everyone seems to think so except for him: I knew he was aiming for a collision because he changed the angle of his body to allow contact to [...]
Mark Hughes popped up earlier this week and claimed that City are ready to gate crash the top four and you know what, if he can pull a result tomorrow against a tight Gunners outfit, you could almost take his word for it: We are talking about a short period of time [we have been [...]
At the moment Arsenal are frikin unstoppable! Dominating play and scoring a sack full of goals too… and the scary thing is that their strikers haven’t even started hitting the target yet! Most their goals since the start of the season have come from unlikely sources, namely William Gallas, who again managed to score a [...]