Part-time Pundit » Belarus http://www.part-timepundit.com Part-time Pundit. Pundit. Predictionist. Raving lunatic... Sun, 06 Feb 2011 07:34:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Beckham Grows Mutton http://www.part-timepundit.com/2009/10/beckham-grows-mutton-wears-silver-adidas-predator-absolados.html http://www.part-timepundit.com/2009/10/beckham-grows-mutton-wears-silver-adidas-predator-absolados.html#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:52:14 +0000 parttimepundit http://www.part-timepundit.com/?p=1243 David Beckham, his mutton and his silver Adidas Predator Absolado's kickin' it against Belarus in the groups last World Cup qualifier

Mutton chops, may just be the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears and you know that if Becks is sporting them sooner or later, gay and straight men the world over will be running around with “designer” forests growing off their faces… just wait till you see see my lame attempt!
What you probably won’t see them [straight men] wearing though are these hideous Silver / Gold Predator Absolado TRX FG DB J thingamabobs that Becks decided to wear against Belarus last night. He may have assisted in a goal and had a half-descent hit out against a lower class opponent, but his choice of boots were questionable… if it wasn’t for his facial hair, I’d be summoning my pack of robot attack dogs to LA with strict orders to find the boots and for the good of all man kind (queers included) chew them to bits!

Match highlights:
9 out of 10 aint all that bad heading to the World Cup… I wonder how they’ll fair against real opposition though.

Older David Beckham news:
Beck In The Good Books – LA Galaxy 1 v 2 Barcelona
Yep, They Were The Actual Kits… England 4 v 0 Slovakia
Hey Galaxy, screw you! Beckham at Milan till end of season
International Friendly – Spain 2 v 0 England

]]> http://www.part-timepundit.com/2009/10/beckham-grows-mutton-wears-silver-adidas-predator-absolados.html/feed 0 Review – Belarus 1 v 3 England http://www.part-timepundit.com/2008/10/review-belarus-1-v-3-england.html http://www.part-timepundit.com/2008/10/review-belarus-1-v-3-england.html#comments Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:05:00 +0000 parttimepundit http://part-timepundit.com/2008/10/review-belarus-1-v-3-england.html Spot the look of embarrassment on Gerrards face after his failed attempt at a knee slide after scoring a ripper!
Gerrard scored a trademark long-range thump the way only Gerrard can and then he undid all that hard work and almost killed himself trying to do a trademark knee slide to the sideline…haha douche-bag! I think he hurt himself slightly too. Spot the look of anguish on his face after he’s mobbed by the rest of the team. Things then got shaky for England till Wayne “The Thing” Rooney, popped up and scored a brace. Lucky England.
So that makes it 4 from 4 and the team is finally living up to it’s primadonna status. What I want to know though is who decided the teams that they’d be playing against in this qualification group. They’re up against some “quality” opposition the likes of Andorra, Kazakhstan, Belarus and Ukrain and this must be the easiest group they’ve had in some years (Euro qualifiers included). If they can’t top this group or God forbid qualify for the World Cup, the whole team, from Capello all the way down to the half time orange peelers, should be dressed in drag, have their knee caps bashed in and then kicked out onto the streets of England to be dealt with by the angry mobs who won’t get to watch them in South Africa… you know, just to save on the heartbreak of not making another major tournament.

Match highlights:

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