The spectacle that was the FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup came to a close tonight in Dubai and I learnt two things by being at the match… a) The Swiss should stick to making watches, chocolates and secretive bank accounts and b) no matter what country, weather or terrain, Brazil will own your ass like [...]
Another action packed day at the Jumierah beach soccer stadium and another day when I think my obsessive fascination with cheer leaders has reached crisis level. I would sound the alarm, but there’s still 4 days left in this tournament, so I ain’t pulling the plug just yet! Teams to have made the next cut [...]
The first couple of days of the Beach Soccer World Cup have delivered quite a lot of tits and ass action… as you can now see by the new thumbnail gallery feature I’ve finally enabled… yay me! Anyway, I’ve even thrown in a highlight of last nights humiliating 8-1 drubbing Brazil inflicted on desert dwellers [...]
The FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup kicks off today on Jumeirah Beach and I’m going to be heading down there as often as I can to get in on it. Having to ‘work for the man’ means I don’t get the pleasure of being able to frolic around Dubai chasing the copious amounts of women [...]
What do you get when you score two goals against Brazil in the final (of any sport) and then sit back on your laurels? If you guessed ‘an ass-whoopin from Sth Africa all the way to your homeland’… then ding, ding, ding, you my friend, have just won yourself the Confederations Cup!I didn’t expect the [...]
If the U.S MNT was anything like their rather fancied women’s national team, then I’d say Brazil would be up for a tough battle tonight… however seeing as the South Americans completely wiped the floor with the Northerners, only 10days ago, I don’t think they’ll have much trouble doing it again… even with the US’s [...]
It almost brings a tear of joy to my eye when Italy find themselves on the receiving end of a gigantic ass-whoopin… so it’s even sweater when they’re humiliated while it happens. Just like the time before the break when Dossena turned the ball into his own net off a Robinho cross… you couldn’t script [...]
An assist and a moment of brilliance by the feather-foot Robinho gave Brazil a morale boosting win over World Champs Italy overnight… but more importantly did you see Robinho’s feet once he got into the box… I sure as hell didn’t and neither did the Italian defenders! His body was still, but his legs were [...]
This was such an anti-climax to the brilliance that was Argentina. By far they’d played some of the best football of the tournament, yet were absolutely destroyed by Brazil’s youngsters. Big’up to ‘The Beast’ for netting the first goal of the game, it was a great strike and unlike many cup finals of the last [...]