Posts tagged "Carlos Tevez"
Predictions - Premier League - Week 28

Predictions – Premier League – Week 28

A massive game this round at the Bridge, with mid-week UCL struggles Chelsea up against mid-week FA Cup flops Man City. Another slip up by the Blues will see United and Arsenal back in contention for the title, whereas a win for City could lock in fourth spot as Tottenham host an in form Everton…...

Tevez Downs Red Devils

Ah, I love cross town rivalries. They really do warm the heart. Nothing screams “Fuck you neighbour!” quite like a few fake dives, a bad penalty decision and two goals by the same player, that only a mere 6 months ago was plying his trade for the opposing team… oh and how could I forget...

Resuts – Premier League – Week 21

Don’t look now Fergie, Carlito is quickly climbing the top goal scorers list and better yet, with 10 goals in 8 games, he’s single-handedly helping Mancini’s City jump into fourth place! The only way this would be cooler is if there were some sort of 80’s style montage stitching together this feat and their inevitable...

Finally A League Win!

When Chelsea scored their early goal, I thought City were in for one helluva night, but much to my surprise and no doubt the millions watching, they were able to out-muscle and out-play the Blues at their own game. It almost reminded me of the time I went to that strip joint and started shooting...

Citizens Gun Down Arsenal

This was the first time in about a million or so games that City didn’t concede stupid goals draw; coincidentally it was the second time in a mere 4 days that Arsenal were out muscled by a stronger, more experienced opponent. What I want to know is when will Arsene Wenger learn? Yes it’s great...

Results – 26th / 28th September

There were a few talking points this weekend like Chelsea’s shock loss to Wigan and Keane’s 4 goal hall… but none was more ridiculous than Carlos Tevez’s retarded header past West Ham keeper Robert Green! It looked so uncoordinated I didn’t know if I should run for the toilet paper or put on my shell-toes...

Hahaha!

What do you get when you cross the fortunes of an oligarch and the ego’s of some very arrogant football players?… Failure to beat a team from South Africa! Hahaha… so much for Premier League domination! Match highlights: Older Robinho news:Confed Cup – Mamma Mia, What A Mess! Italy 0 v 3 BrazilWeekend watch: Nike...

City’s Looming Problem

I’ve been a little reluctant to bring up Manchester Ciy’s summer of spending and thats mainly cause all they seem to have bought with their Emirate oil money, is a bunch of overpriced strikers! At last count I’m pretty sure they had about 9 of them (Adebayor, Bellamy, Benjani, Robinho, Santa Cruz, Tevez, Bojinov, Caicedo,...

Results – 9th / 13th May

I nearly shit a sail boat when I turned on the telly and saw United down to Wigan and automatically I thought to myself, this has got to be Liverpool’s year!… then tricky Tevez pulled a turn-around triple twist back-heel on the run while maintaining to stay on his feet and Carrick decided to pop...

United At The Double

As expected the red half of Manchester walked away with all three points from this match and yet again, that man C.Ron did part of the damage. That’s now 4 goals in the last 3 games and he sure is firing up at the right time!… see, who said a little player slagging wouldn’t get...

Advantage Porto!

Ever since their arses were handed to them on a plate by Torres, Gerrard, Aurelio and Dossena, things have looked a little different on the “United” front… namely in their midfield where they are failing to hold onto the ball and are being dominated like a fat chick muscling her way to the dessert buffet...

Argentina On Fire!

What a way to officially debut as the national team coach of your beloved country hey!? Well i guess it helps when you have some of the world best youngsters on your team, but that’s just one of the perks when you’re Argentinian I guess. On another note… and I don’t want to sound like...