26
Nov
FC Porto 0 v 1 Chelsea

As expected Porto made Chelsea work hard for the win last night and yet again that arsey bastard Nicolas Anelka delivered the goods with the only goal of the game. Shiiit, I don’t mind it when Chelsea win, heck I don’t even mind when they play like a pack of morons and only just scrape [...]

22
Nov
Chelsea 4 v 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers

It’s not even Christmas but I already think it’s safe to say that Chelsea have the Premiership in the bag. Big call especially so early in the season, but they’re already 5 points ahead of United, 8 ahead of Arsenal and a whopping 13 ahead of Liverpool… and they look to be cruising. This 4-0 [...]

09
Nov
Chelsea 1 v 0 Manchester United

The Blues title aspirations got a boost overnight when captain John Terry escaped his marker and leaped highest in the box to nod home the winner and put his team 5 points clear of both Arsenal and United on the table. And boy did his efforts get Stamford Bridge pumping! Not pumping like “I just [...]

04
Nov
Tuesday, 3rd November

The thing I love most about the Champions League is the weird and unpredictable score lines you get right across the continent. I also love it when a manager makes a substitution and within minutes of that player stepping onto the field, he scores a cracker to put his team ahead. And what’s even better [...]

23
Oct
Chelsea 4 v 0 Atletico Madrid

After watching highlights of the match, I had this whole spiel about Chelsea’s strength and experience in Europe and Atletico’s sheer lack of anything really, but instead I’m going to sit here with Blues fat-man Branislav Ivanovic and over a bucket of fried chicken discuss how inappropriate it is to claim a goal you didn’t [...]

18
Oct
Aston Villa 2 v 1 Chelsea

I love starting off the weekend watching one of the big four take it in the rear [post]… apparently so do the Villains and they did just that, causing the Blues their second consecutive defeat away from home! Cop that! Match highlights: Older Aston Villa news: Results – 2nd / 4th May There’s A New [...]

04
Oct

They don’t really get much bigger than this, two of the “top four” sides with a rich history of fiery matches, squaring off against each other in a no-holds barred match to the death!… well not quite but I’d be front and center if that was the case and I’d almost pay extra to see [...]

27
Sep
Wigan 3 v 1 Chelsea

I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard Chelsea’s perfect start to the season had come to an end… to none other than the mighty WIGAN!? Anyway, I’m almost certain Chelsea couldn’t work it out either given that their manager Carlo Ancelotti curses them all in Italian when he’s pissed off. Credit must go to [...]

19
Sep
Premier League - Week 6

We’re faced with a full round of fixtures this weekend, so there’ll be plenty of action, no doubt. Couple of matches to look out for, but the one of note is the fierce London rivalry taking place at Stamford Bridge. Tottenham were brought back to earth last weekend by Manchester United and some serious questions [...]

I really wasn’t going to touch this topic… mainly cause I don’t really know much about Yuri Zhirkov. I mean I’m sure he’s a nice guy’n all and I’m sure he loves cold winter’s just as much as the next guy… so then why has he moved to a club notorious for plunging talented midfielders [...]

31
May
Everton 1 v 2 Chelsea

This season, like most seasons in the past 8 or so years, Chelsea set out to claim a host of silverware, however, after all their hard work and endeavour all they managed to end up with was the lousy FA Cup! No seriously, that was it… the FA Cup!?Man, if I played for the Blues [...]

My seething hatred for Nicolas Anelka (and his arrogant French head) is fully documented on this site with most of the “hatred” stemming from the fact that he’s an overrated cheese eating surrender monkey who, on several occasions has sold his soul to any club that is willing to put up with his arrogance… and [...]

11
May
Arsenal 1 v 4 Chelsea

Eh… this match was a dead rubber before a ball had even been kicked and the only thing at stake was pride really… and we all know what Arsenal’s was like after a week in hell, starting with this.Chelsea on the other hand had something a little more personal to “prove”, eg. finishing their chances [...]

07
May

Area 51, the moon landing, 9/11… a UEFA Conspiracy against another all-English final!? I guess if you’re a Chelsea fan at the moment, these things go pretty much hand in hand and I bet, you’d probably bet your children on the premise that this match was fixed… but hold onto offspring there partner, I don’t [...]

06
May
Second Leg - Wednesday

It’s a tough ask for any team to go to ‘The Bridge’ against a team of seasoned professionals like Chelsea and sneak a result. But if it’s any team that can do it, you best bet your lucky stars that team is Barcelona. Not that I don’t think Chelsea will hold their own tonight, it’s [...]