As we prepare for the second last round of the La Liga season, our friends at Heads or Tails claim that Real Madrid are Casillas, Cristiano Ronaldo and 9 other players… and given the Portuguese poster boy’s excellence against a second rate Mallorca, if Sevilla can do the job against Barcelona this weekend, Real might [...]

10
Apr

Finally the big kahuna is here! The match that will almost certainly decide the winner of the 2009/10 La Liga season. Our amigos at Heads or Tails say it’s going to be a tough one to call. Sure both teams are kicking arse in their own respective ways with their own superstars, but how can [...]

19
Mar

This week the lads at Heads or Tail take a look back and discuss the hot subject of the week, brutality. While Valladolid’s use of force on Portuguese pin-up boy Cristiano Ronaldo has generally been condemned in the media, their coach Onesimo claims CRon is a provocative player who got his justs worth… I’m claiming [...]

07
Mar
Real Madrid 3 v 2 Sevilla

It’s no wonder Sergio Ramos was so excited, overnight Los Blancos claimed a threesome of good fortunes. 1. They played some amazing high speed football to come from behind and win 2. They scored three well worked goals and 3. They leap frogged champions Barca to claim top spot in Spain. I wonder if this [...]

26
Feb

Short and sharp this week, our amigos at Heads or Tails were really impressed with the Cristiano Ronaldo show last week against Villarreal and this week they expect easy wins for the two Spanish giants… and this is how they picked the rest of them. Predictions: Sevilla 3 v 1 Athletic Bilbao Atletico Madrid 1 [...]

25
Feb
Cristiano Ronaldo shows them off in ultra-violet/orange

It was all part of Nike’s Write History campaign, but I can’t help but feel partly responsible for the Ultra-violet purple and orange colourway of the new Nike Mercurial Vapor Superfly II. You see, some time ago, I put together the PTP edition of the Nike Mercurial Vapor IV’s in a plum colourway and ever [...]

17
Feb
Lyon 1 v 0 Real Madrid

…was it!? I mean no disrespect to Lyon for their achievement, but when one of the most expensive teams in the world strolls over to your neck of the woods like a big bad wolf, unless you’re a big bad wolf yourself, you’re not likely to flip them a one fingered salute and claim your [...]

22
Dec
Now there's only one major trophy left for him to win...

Last night FIFA held yet another ceremony and handed out a couple of trophies to confirm what most people around the world already knew… Lionel Messi is FIFA’s World Player Of The Year. After a stellar year filled with over sized silverware, accolades and praise the only thing eluding the young striker now is the [...]

09
Dec
Olympique Marseille 1 v 3 Real Madrid

Cristiano Ronaldo was back to his menacing best last night against Marseille and much like a fly buzzing around your head while you tryAnd typ3 a p0st… oh, would you just F*** OFF!… he annoyed the shit out of the French defence and added two more to his ever growing sack’o’goals at Madrid. On another [...]

06
Dec
Real Madrid 4 v 2 Almeria

Cristiano Ronaldo is back in the thick of the action at Real Madrid again and to tell you the truth, I’m a little over his hype at the moment. Sure millions of señoritas and gays el-poopas would mount him like dogs on heat if they had the chance and sure his tan could pass him [...]

30
Nov
Barcelona 1 v 0 Real Madrid

You start the match on the bench, patiently watching, waiting for the coach to turn around and call your name so that you get your 15min of glory in the legend that is an ‘El Clasico’. When he finally does, you wait anxiously on the touch line, only to look away from the player you’re [...]

26
Nov
Real Madrid 1 v 0 FC Zurich

Portuguese man-o-sex Cristiano Ronaldo made his long awaited return to the Real Madrid team last night, which is quite exciting given the biggest match of the Spanish calendar, the ‘El Classico’, takes place this weekend. And even though he didn’t really contribute much in this game and won’t be match fit for the weekend, it’ll [...]

02
Nov
...And Pellegrini's head - Real Madrid 2 v 0 Getafe

Is it just me or are Real Madrid really missing the presence of their tanned, Portuguese, man-o-sex Ronaldo? Sure their overly excited old fellas are scoring goals, but at the same time the team looks like it’s just scraping through simple matches and if it wasn’t for two goals by Higuain last night, coach Pellegrini [...]

14
Sep

Overall, an average weekend of predictions in Spain. Once again Atlético failed to win… meh, whatever, it was the other team from Madrid that caught my eye. Real Madrid looked very cohesive in their 3-0 win over Espanyol and given that the team hasn’t been together all that long, it looks like they may achieve [...]

29
Jul
Real Madrid 4 v 2 LDU Quito

When you’re carrying around the burden of a €93 million price tag and not shooting fireworks out your own arse, you tend to take whatever’s on offer to make those spark fly… in Ronaldo’s case it was as simple as a penalty! So you can see how my enthusiasm was short lived as I awoke [...]