Posts tagged "David Beckham"
Beckham and Zidane smash up a house

Beckham and Zidane smash up a house

If you were to play in a 2 v 2 against anyone in the world, you’d probably want an opponent that you might have a chance of beating… well, in adidas’ new “House Smash Match” advert, things haven’t worked out so fortunately for Gareth Bale and Lucas Moura, who literally stand around while two legends...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

While I gather my thoughts on last night’s amazing performances, the European madness continues tonight and it just wouldn’t be Europe without my lame attempt to predict the unpredictable outcomes of what can only be described as a place where anything can and will happen! So instead, think beautifully tanned women bathing topless, think greased...
Predictions - UCL - Round of 16

Predictions – UCL – Round of 16

The Champions League is back tonight and if you haven’t already had an aneurysm cause of the rush of blood, then sit tight… tonight may just be your night bro! Lack of matches and change of knock-out format aside, tonight’s games will pit a couple of stars against the teams that made them who they...
Becks As Lady Gaga

Becks As Lady Gaga

Trying to predict the World Cup draw [here] proved to be about as useful as trying to explain what happened to David Beckham’s head! I tried in the title of this post, but seriously if anyone can explain it better that would be great! In football news, the draw produced some fair groupings, except for...
Spotlight: David Beckham wearing

Spotlight: David Beckham wearing

What’s an Adidas football boot if it can’t be fully customised for the biggest name in world football and Adidas’ biggest asset right? Well that’s what the geniuses over at the three stripes must have been thinking, so naturally they created this custom colourway and unleashed them through the PR machine that is David Becks...
Beckham Grows Mutton

Beckham Grows Mutton

Mutton chops, may just be the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears and you know that if Becks is sporting them sooner or later, gay and straight men the world over will be running around with “designer” forests growing off their faces… just wait till you see see my...

Beck In The Good Books

David Beckham hasn’t been on here in a while, so it’s time to all change that. Especially since he has the greatest free-kick in the known galaxy (no pun intended). Seriously, hat’s off to this guy cause he is a true professional and just makes everything look so damn good (especially the rest of his...

Yep, They Were The Actual Kits…

I’m not really a fan of international breaks, especially during the few days leading up to them; I mean there’s only so many ways to retell the same ‘ol story, so I’ll tell you what really boils my blood instead. Being sold a heap of self-righteous hype by a so-called kit “designer”… oh and on...
Hey Galaxy, screw you!

Hey Galaxy, screw you!

I’ve held off from writing about the David Beckham loan extension deal with Milan for a little while, mainly cause my site was turning into a 24hr DB watch, yikes! So today the deal finally went through and with his Galaxy contract issues resolved, this is what a very relieved Beck’s had to say: I...

International Friendly – Spain 2 v 0 England

Shhh… listen carefully… can you hear that? No, I didn’t think so… that’s the sound the England fans made at the Estadio Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan in Seville last night after a dissapointing match by the visitors. Leading up to the game, both teams were in form with Eng-err-land unbeaten in 5 and España unbeaten in...
Review - Lazio 0 v 3 AC Milan

Review – Lazio 0 v 3 AC Milan

AC Milan’s ever improving form continued overnight and again Beckham and Kaka were pivotal to the teams success. Beckham’s two assists put Pato and Ambrosini on the score sheet and then some brilliant inter-play between Seedorf and Kaka cut right through the heart of Lazio’s defense only for the Brazilian, wearing his new Adidas Adi-Pure...
Review - AC Milan 1 v 1 Genoa

Review – AC Milan 1 v 1 Genoa

So I’ve realised that the blog has become a bit of a Beckham watch lately… every move he makes, every goal he scores… what can I say, I’m curious to know if he’s going to screw over LA Galaxy and stay with Milan, where he’s obviously thriving or if he’s going to succumb to the...