Posts tagged "Didier Drogba"
Predictions - Premier League - Week 33

Predictions – Premier League – Week 33

This weekend sees a match that needs little introduction and has become one of the most anticipated across the globe. Whether it be Drogba lying on the ground twitching his leg like he’s having an epileptic fit or controversial late goals by cheating captains, there is never a dull moment when these two teams meet...
Drog Just Two Good

Drog Just Two Good

With 12 goals in 10 starts against the Gunners it’s clear that the morning of a match against Arsenal, Didier Drogba wakes up on mounds of money with loads of beautiful women, shapes his eyebrows in the mirror with his index and pinky fingers, winks at himself a couple hundred times while shooting his hands...
Title Six Pointer!

Title Six Pointer!

My heart says Arsenal will pull some magic out of their demoralised hats [like here], cause I want to see a three way tussle at the top of the league… and there’s nothing wrong with a three way, no matter which way you look at it. My head however says go against the might of...

Hold The Phone!

Nobody of sound mind or body could have predicted this 6 goal thriller going down at Stamford Bridge last night… not even that homeless dude that sits on the corner holding a sign declaring the end of the world in 2012! I mean, who does he think he’s fooling right!? We all saw the movie...
Lace Up, Save Lives

Lace Up, Save Lives

If you’re like me and thought Didier Drogba was wearing (RED) laces in honour of Arsenal in last night’s match… then you’d better think again fool! It’s time to stop wishing for a medical answer to Africa’s medical crisis. Because one already exists. And while it’s only part of a larger solution, it can help...

Drogba Dispatches Gunners

Overnight, Didier Drogba and Chelsea proved why the claim I made last week (about them winning the title), was a valid one and in doing so, also made Arsenal look like a bunch of sissies running around aimlessly in the wet in matching uniforms and handbags. All over the park they were out muscled and...
Results - Matchday 4

Results – Matchday 4

The thing I love most about the Champions League is the weird and unpredictable score lines you get right across the continent. I also love it when a manager makes a substitution and within minutes of that player stepping onto the field, he scores a cracker to put his team ahead. And what’s even better...

Conspiracy And Controversy At The Bridge!

Area 51, the moon landing, 9/11… a UEFA Conspiracy against another all-English final!? I guess if you’re a Chelsea fan at the moment, these things go pretty much hand in hand and I bet, you’d probably bet your children on the premise that this match was fixed… but hold onto offspring there partner, I don’t...

‘Pools Earth Shattering Result

Guus Hiddink is a renowned fitness enthusiast who is especially good at getting teams to perform at their peak levels whilst still playing an entertaining brand of football. So it’s no wonder that the ever aging Chelsea mob have once again been steered onto the right path of becoming a tough European force… can anybody,...
Weekend watch

Weekend watch

I've hastily been scouring the internet over the last week or so, for images of all the players that were wearing Nike's latest creations, the Mercurial Vapor Superfly's and surprisingly like a police investigation at Tony Soprano's house, the more I dug, the more I seem to find!
Here's what I've got so far, feel...

Ooh, so close!

The way Juve came racing out of the blocks made me question if they were ‘The Old Lady’ or if in fact Chelsea were the aging females in this match and when David Trezeguet’s no-look through ball met Vincenzo Iaquinta who outpaced John Terry and put the home team ahead, I thought the Londoners would...

Stinky World Cup linky!

It’s being dubbed the “biggest and most watched sporting even in the world”, so why aren’t the locals excited by WC2010?… I’m not really looking forward to the tournament next year… cheap bastards! [Football365] What better way to celebrate your club’s first Cope del Rey final appearance since 1985 than by simulating a sex act...