Posts tagged "Emmanuel Adebayor"
Predictions - Premier League - Week 36

Predictions – Premier League – Week 36

After a couple weeks of sloppy punditry and ill timed posts, I have returned to step my game up for the ass end of the season (I’ve always been an ass man)… and what a weekend to pull the finger out for! Along with battles for the title and relegation shit fights, there has been...

Finally A League Win!

When Chelsea scored their early goal, I thought City were in for one helluva night, but much to my surprise and no doubt the millions watching, they were able to out-muscle and out-play the Blues at their own game. It almost reminded me of the time I went to that strip joint and started shooting...
Defoeing The Odds

Defoeing The Odds

North London’s favourite midget, Jermain Defoe, is the toast of the town today after taking a chance on a silver pair of Adidas F50i Tunit’s and scoring 5 goals. Press Association writes: I had a funny feeling before the game,” Defoe said. “Adidas gave me a pair of green boots and I tried them on...
Adebayors Weapons Of Choice

Adebayors Weapons Of Choice

What better way to promote a new pair of boots than by wreaking havoc against your old team and literally tearing them apart! Getting stuck into Fabergas’ ankles, taking a chunk out of Van Persies face and then basking in glory in front of the Arsenal fans when scoring have all been major talking points...

No Hard Feelings?

Overnight Emmanuel Adebayor put on his Predator war paint and went on a guerrilla type rampage against anything Arsenal… but did he “step” a little too far? Everyone seems to think so except for him: I knew he was aiming for a collision because he changed the angle of his body to allow contact to...

Prediction – Manchester City v Arsenal

Mark Hughes popped up earlier this week and claimed that City are ready to gate crash the top four and you know what, if he can pull a result tomorrow against a tight Gunners outfit, you could almost take his word for it: We are talking about a short period of time [we have been...

Im Still Not Convinced

Till they start ripping teams apart like Arsenal, Tottenham and United… I’m sticking to the claim that City are still a bunch of arrogant, overpaid chumps and this display only proves it! Adebayor has been looking menacing so far, but he (and everybody else in the squad), missed a host of opportunities all afternoon and...

Hahaha!

What do you get when you cross the fortunes of an oligarch and the ego’s of some very arrogant football players?… Failure to beat a team from South Africa! Hahaha… so much for Premier League domination! Match highlights: Older Robinho news:Confed Cup – Mamma Mia, What A Mess! Italy 0 v 3 BrazilWeekend watch: Nike...

Ade Wonder-Goal Gives Gunners A Draw

Ok, I don’t know who this new “Adebayor” guy is or where the old one has gone (perhaps he was adopted by Madonna), but to tell you the truth, I don’t really care. The new guy or ADEv2.0 as I like to call him seems like he’s been tinkered with by a mix of voodoo...

Kickin’em Old School!

Finally Adebayor has shaken off the injury shackles that have been holding him down and has started to show glimpses of his previous “brilliance”. But let’s not get too carried away cause it’s only been one game and well Madonna’s adoption bid was rejected recently, so she’s still on the prowl for something that almost...

The Week That Was The International Break

After only his second official game in charge of the Argenitne team, Maradona’s men suffered their biggest defeat in world football since 1945… ah, that Maradona, he really is a special guy! [ESPN] Got an injured player? Send them to Australia and Pim’s medical team will fix’em right up… that’s ok Moyes, no thanks required!...