Posts tagged "England"
Beckham Grows Mutton

Beckham Grows Mutton

Mutton chops, may just be the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears and you know that if Becks is sporting them sooner or later, gay and straight men the world over will be running around with “designer” forests growing off their faces… just wait till you see see my...
Payback, 5 Times As Nice!

Payback, 5 Times As Nice!

Overnight England qualified for next years World Cup in South Africa by emphatically pounding Croatia and once again getting revenge on their loss a couple years ago. Congrats to the lads, but I ain’t a believer yet, no I ain’t surprised. England have in fact had the easiest qualifying group of the European campaign with...

Yep, They Were The Actual Kits…

I’m not really a fan of international breaks, especially during the few days leading up to them; I mean there’s only so many ways to retell the same ‘ol story, so I’ll tell you what really boils my blood instead. Being sold a heap of self-righteous hype by a so-called kit “designer”… oh and on...

Links that don’t suck…

If this really is England’s new kit, then consider me the next kit designer for Umbro or the new King of Football kit designs… and I’ve never designed anything in fabric! [EPL Talk] New kit teaser: In true Australian fashion, Ben Buckley should tell the other Asian nations competing for the 2018 & 2022 World...

International Friendly – Spain 2 v 0 England

Shhh… listen carefully… can you hear that? No, I didn’t think so… that’s the sound the England fans made at the Estadio Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan in Seville last night after a dissapointing match by the visitors. Leading up to the game, both teams were in form with Eng-err-land unbeaten in 5 and España unbeaten in...

Review – Belarus 1 v 3 England

Gerrard scored a trademark long-range thump the way only Gerrard can and then he undid all that hard work and almost killed himself trying to do a trademark knee slide to the sideline…haha douche-bag! I think he hurt himself slightly too. Spot the look of anguish on his face after he’s mobbed by the rest...

Review – Croatia 1 v 4 England

Finally, the world’s biggest underachievers stepped up and gave their delusional fans something to actually cheer about. Forget the victory over Andorra at the weekend, a win over Croatia was worth more than just 3 points… it was like payback for their Euro qualifier defeat at Wembley last year… well almost. It was more like...

David Beckham: The Centurion!

David Beckham remains determined to go on beyond his century after winning his 100th England cap in the 1-0 defeat to France in Paris. Beckham started the match on the right side of midfield and put in some trademark crosses before he was replaced by David Bentley in the second half and came off to...

Euro 2008 – Qualifiers

While Europe prepares itself for winter, the Euro 2008 Qualifiers are just starting to heat up! With a host of matches being played tonight, there are three that have caught my eye for their significance to the qualification into next years finals. Russia v EnglandThe political debacles started weeks ago when the two teams met...

Classic Roos – 2003

I was scouring the cesspool that is YouTube and found this classic: The ol’ foe v Australia… Gotta love the hairstyles of a bygone era! And to think it was only 4 years ago. Enjoy!

Hard fought win for England.

It took England 54 minutes to score a goal against minnows Andorra in their Group E qualifying match yesterday.The team was jeered off the park at half time after an uninspiring 45min and then Gerrard gave the crowd something to cheer about. He volleyed the ball into the net from a pass by Rooney on...

Heads set to role in England.

Steve McClaren has come out of the game against Israel saying that changes will be made to the team because it’s not performing. England has now gone five games without a win in which they’ve only scored one goal.Just a hunch, but could it be their style of play, or lack there of!?They’re up against...