Late goals, fine football and a fiery atmosphere capped off an amazing night as FC Barcelona notched up their sixth piece of silverware this year (Club World Cup, Primera Division, UEFA Champions League, Copa del Rey and European and Spanish Super Cup titles), a feat never accomplished by any team. They again had to come [...]
As the final of the Club World Cup approaches, it seems as though the old pipe smoking ladies at FIFA got their dream match and one that will financially benefit all parties involed… as well as raise the discussion of which club teams are better, those from Europe or those from South America? All I [...]
It must be pretty hard to keep a level head when a stadium erupts into chanting your name every time they see you on the jumbo screen, but from the moment he came on as a second half substitute, that’s exactly what Lionel Messi did. A moment of good build up work led to Ibrahimovic [...]
If watching unknown Mexican teams getting ploughed be European Champions is your thing, good news… tonight is your night bro! And if last night’s semi-final was anything to go by, I’m expecting more goals and a few more red cards (predominately to Atylante), just to drill home that FIFA the fans want to see a [...]
I can never get enough of watching Barcelona and in particular Lionel Messi taking a team to the cleaners and well this match wasn’t any different really. Seriously, this kid is brilliant and it’s exactly why he received the coveted ‘Ballon d’Or’ last night. Respect! Gameweek score: 6 out of 10 Results: Xerez 0 v [...]
You start the match on the bench, patiently watching, waiting for the coach to turn around and call your name so that you get your 15min of glory in the legend that is an ‘El Clasico’. When he finally does, you wait anxiously on the touch line, only to look away from the player you’re [...]
Unless you’ve been living in a cave all your life, I don’t think I need to elaborate on the significance of the ‘El Clasico’ derby taking place at the Nou camp this weekend. And with so many world class players battling it out, it’s actually quite difficult to decide which team will have the upper [...]
With only two group matchdays left in the Champions League, I’m still scratching my head about why Group F is as wide open and ready for the picking as your sister was last night dude… but that’s a story for another day. In fact, by now you would have expected that both Inter and Barca [...]
They can’t say we didn’t warn them… my amigos at Heads or Tails suggested Barca would struggle without some key players and well now they have some work to do cause they sit a point behind Real Madrid and host them next weekend in what is poised to be the match of the year! If [...]
It’s always awesome returning to league action after a week of World Cup Qualifying shenanigans, so I’m amped and ready to go for the weekends matches… unlike Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who our amigos over at Heads or Tails warn may miss this weekend’s match, the crucial mid-week Champions League belter against Inter Milan and possibly the [...]
Ah, what could be better than sitting back and watching Barcelona take another sorry team to the cleaners. Five goals in 20 min, that’s gotta be some kind’a feat right? It was almost as good as that time I hit 20 labourers with my car in about 5 sec while driving home one night. In [...]
You haven’t felt cold till your nuts have shrivelled back up inside you or till you’ve been to frikin freezing Russia… or both, which are the conditions Barcelona face on their travels tonight. However, as much as I can see Rubin’s Cousin putting up a fight in front of a home crowd, I seriously think [...]
A bizarre night of Champions League football matches but a great win for the so-called ‘minnows’ of Group F. By the way, if I had just scored the winning goal against Barcelona at the Camp Nou, I’d be expecting a blow job from everyone on the team too… manager included! Match highlights: Older Barcelona news: [...]
Frustrating nil all draws aren’t really my thing… big boobs and blondes on the other hand! Anyway, our friends at Heads or Tails preempted the draw between Valencia and Barca in their predictions last week and low and behold! Impressive, even with the lack of T and A. Gameweek score: 4 out of 10 Results: [...]
After the weeks long international break, the Spanish La Liga is back and raring to go. Our friends over at Heads or Tails warn that following on from their shock defeat of Real Madrid a fortnight ago, Valencia may just have what it takes to pinch some points off the visiting Barcelona. A win seems [...]