03
Apr

While the world awaits the decisive La Liga battle next weekend at the Santiago Bernabéu, our amigo at Heads or Tails talks to us of the new journalistic opportunities he will be pursuing in the crazy and unpredictable world of Spanish sports [Factual.es]. Well done Juan, we look forward to Google translating your articles! He [...]

06
Dec
Real Madrid 4 v 2 Almeria

Cristiano Ronaldo is back in the thick of the action at Real Madrid again and to tell you the truth, I’m a little over his hype at the moment. Sure millions of señoritas and gays el-poopas would mount him like dogs on heat if they had the chance and sure his tan could pass him [...]

26
Nov
Real Madrid 1 v 0 FC Zurich

Portuguese man-o-sex Cristiano Ronaldo made his long awaited return to the Real Madrid team last night, which is quite exciting given the biggest match of the Spanish calendar, the ‘El Classico’, takes place this weekend. And even though he didn’t really contribute much in this game and won’t be match fit for the weekend, it’ll [...]

23
Nov

This was some weekend of La Liga action and for the first time in a while, the predictions were descent. An interesting match was Real Madrid’s win at home to Racing Santander which put them top of the Latino pop’s and set up a nice precursor to the weekends El Classico, which will definitely reach [...]

02
Nov
...And Pellegrini's head - Real Madrid 2 v 0 Getafe

Is it just me or are Real Madrid really missing the presence of their tanned, Portuguese, man-o-sex Ronaldo? Sure their overly excited old fellas are scoring goals, but at the same time the team looks like it’s just scraping through simple matches and if it wasn’t for two goals by Higuain last night, coach Pellegrini [...]