…was it!? I mean no disrespect to Lyon for their achievement, but when one of the most expensive teams in the world strolls over to your neck of the woods like a big bad wolf, unless you’re a big bad wolf yourself, you’re not likely to flip them a one fingered salute and claim your [...]
Cristiano Ronaldo is back in the thick of the action at Real Madrid again and to tell you the truth, I’m a little over his hype at the moment. Sure millions of señoritas and gays el-poopas would mount him like dogs on heat if they had the chance and sure his tan could pass him [...]
During the week, Karim Benzema was plucked straight out of Derek Zoolander’s school for Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking People and revealed to a 20,000 strong Madrid crowd… and boy did he have an arsenal of poses to share with them. Among his repertoire was the obligatory ‘Badge-kiss’, the ‘Walk, Turn and Wave’ and perhaps [...]