06
Dec
Blackburn 0 v 0 Liverpool

Liverpool’s world is slowly, but surely, caving in around them and not even John Cusack or floating arcs are going to save them from an imminent top four annihilation. Full cred to Blackburn as they just completed an awesome week of knocking Chelsea out of the Carling Cup and edging Rafa Benitez one step closer [...]

30
Nov
Premier League - Week 14

Finally, Liverpool got a break and put a terrible week behind them, while Everton’s was about as good as my predictions this week, which were rubbish to say the least! Gameweek score: 4 out of 10 Results: Blackburn 0 v 0 Stoke City Fulham 1 v 1 Bolton Man City 1 v 1 Hull City [...]

25
Nov
Debreceni 0 v 1 Liverpool

Well it’s official… Liverpool have hit a new low point. I mean I’d been “suggesting” it, but I didn’t actually think they would be playing in the Europa League. Goes to show, if you put your mind to something, sooner or later it’ll actually happen. Well guys, good luck and here’s hoping you can do [...]

22
Nov
Liverpool 2 v 2 Manchester City

If anyone crazy enough thinks Liverpool and City have a chance of cracking the top four after a ridiculous performance such as this, there is still good news for you yet, you’re not the only delusional bastard walking the face of this earth! Goal.com If we play to our level we will be in the [...]

20
Nov
Premier League - Week 13

This weekend kicks off with a mid-table cracker that has media ass-whooping stamped all over it… cause you just know that, regardless of the outcome, both managers and every player on the pitch will come under intense scruitiny. Over recent weeks, City have fine tuned their skills of drawing matches into a fine art form [...]

10
Nov
Premier League - Week 12

A shocking weekend of result picking by yours truly, however I can’t all but feel too bad… Liverpool’s weekend was even worse! At least I managed more than 1 point! Hand’s up if you’re convinced, as I am, that the whole Liverpool squad committed some form of high treason in a past life and they’re [...]

29
Oct
Arsenal 2 v 1 Liverpool

Arsene Wenger’s juniors have kicked the shit out of grown men before [here] so I expected nothing less of them when a half strung Liverpool showed up at the Emirates last night. Sure I would have put my money on the Reds if this was a bare knuckle boxing death match, but eh, it was [...]

24
Oct
Premier League - Week 10

Perhaps the game of the season for Liverpool; a real do or die match for their season… and I ain’t excited. At the moment, the Reds are playing like a bunch of under 12′s and the Red Devils couldn’t be more uninspired if they tried! These matches always deliver massive talking points and lots of [...]

21
Oct
Liverpool 1 v 2 Lyon

Late goals were the order of the UCL this evening… and didn’t Liverpool find out the hard way!? Playing with a less than impressive team (Gerrard [subbed at 24min] and no Torres) meant that the Reds were playing like a group of freakish looking immigrants kicking a football around on their lunch break and the [...]

19
Oct
Tuesday, 20th October

I predict: Debreceni VSC 0 v 1 ACF Fiorentina Liverpool FC 2 v 2 Olympique Lyonnais FC Barcelona 4 v 0 FC Rubin Kazan FC Internazionale Milano 3 v 1 FC Dynamo Kyiv Rangers FC 2 v 1 FC Unirea Urziceni VfB Stuttgart 2 v 2 Sevilla FC AZ Alkmaar 1 v 3 Arsenal FC [...]

18
Oct
Sunderland 1 v 0 Liverpool

Mum: “Swimming trunks?” Son: “Yep” Mum: “Towels?” Son: “Got ‘em” Mum: “Scouse beach ball?” Son: “…um, I think Dave took it to the footy” Mum: “To the footy… what for!?” Son: “oh somethin about having fun or the demise of Rafa, I can’t remember… c’mon let’s join Bent at the beach!” Match highlights: Older Sunderland [...]

16
Oct
Premier League - Week 9

The Premier League is back on the box this weekend and with my new pay TV subscription giving me 12hrs of uninterrupted action this Saturday, I’m seriously going to be as happy as a pig in shit! Of the matches this weekend expect to see Sunderland put up a massive fight against Liverpool at home [...]

04
Oct

They don’t really get much bigger than this, two of the “top four” sides with a rich history of fiery matches, squaring off against each other in a no-holds barred match to the death!… well not quite but I’d be front and center if that was the case and I’d almost pay extra to see [...]

29
Sep
Tuesday, 29th September

I predict: ACF Fiorentina 1 v 2 Liverpool FC Debreceni VSC 0 v 2 Olympique Lyonnais FC Rubin Kazan 0 v 3 FC Internazionale Milano FC Barcelona 4 v 1 FC Dynamo Kyiv FC Unirea Urziceni 0 v 1 VfB Stuttgart Rangers FC 0 v 1 Sevilla FC Arsenal FC 2 v 0 Olympiacos FC [...]

17
Sep
Liverpool 1 v 0 Debreceni VSC

Trust the superstars over at Liverpool to grind out a 1-0 win against a bunch of industrious folk, whose team name sounds more like a brand of motor vehicle than football club. Don’t get me wrong, they put in a mighty effort and were lucky to only concede one, but I’m sure I heard a [...]