10
Mar

While I gather my thoughts on last night’s amazing performances, the European madness continues tonight and it just wouldn’t be Europe without my lame attempt to predict the unpredictable outcomes of what can only be described as a place where anything can and will happen! So instead, think beautifully tanned women bathing topless, think greased [...]

17
Feb
Lyon 1 v 0 Real Madrid

…was it!? I mean no disrespect to Lyon for their achievement, but when one of the most expensive teams in the world strolls over to your neck of the woods like a big bad wolf, unless you’re a big bad wolf yourself, you’re not likely to flip them a one fingered salute and claim your [...]

16
Feb
1st leg - 16th February

The Champions League is back tonight and if you haven’t already had an aneurysm cause of the rush of blood, then sit tight… tonight may just be your night bro! Lack of matches and change of knock-out format aside, tonight’s games will pit a couple of stars against the teams that made them who they [...]

21
Oct
Liverpool 1 v 2 Lyon

Late goals were the order of the UCL this evening… and didn’t Liverpool find out the hard way!? Playing with a less than impressive team (Gerrard [subbed at 24min] and no Torres) meant that the Reds were playing like a group of freakish looking immigrants kicking a football around on their lunch break and the [...]

19
Oct
Tuesday, 20th October

I predict: Debreceni VSC 0 v 1 ACF Fiorentina Liverpool FC 2 v 2 Olympique Lyonnais FC Barcelona 4 v 0 FC Rubin Kazan FC Internazionale Milano 3 v 1 FC Dynamo Kyiv Rangers FC 2 v 1 FC Unirea Urziceni VfB Stuttgart 2 v 2 Sevilla FC AZ Alkmaar 1 v 3 Arsenal FC [...]

12
Mar
Barcelona 5 v 2 Lyon

Given that in the first match Lyon were unlucky not to come away with the win, I was actually quite amazed at how easily Barcelona carved through them like a slab of fluorescent-yellow French butter that had been left on the kitchen bench all night long. I was also amazed at how Pep Guardiola kept [...]

25
Feb
Lyon 1 v 1 Barcelona

To be frank, Lyon should have won this battle, instead, they now have to go to the Camp Nou in a fortnights time and have to put in a very special performance to even have a chance of making it through to the next phase… oh, and just so you understand how special a performance [...]