With the final game week of the season only hours away, all eyes are on two teams… well four if you count their opponents. As for me, I’ve decided to allow my predictions to speak for themselves and for the last time this season, this is how I’ve picked’em. I predict: Arsenal 3 v 2 [...]

This weekend sees a match that needs little introduction and has become one of the most anticipated across the globe. Whether it be Drogba lying on the ground twitching his leg like he’s having an epileptic fit or controversial late goals by cheating captains, there is never a dull moment when these two teams meet [...]

30
Mar

I predict: Lyon 2 v 0 Bordeaux Bayern 1 v 1 Man. United Champions League Final 1999: Up there as one of the greatest finals in Champions League history. Where did you watch this match?

21
Mar
Things definitely heating up at the top!

With Arsenal’s win sending them top of the pops last night, pressure now lies with United to produce the goods against a Liverpool who have all hands back on deck and firing(?)… not to mention their desire to break into the top four again. If they can combine, Torres and Gerard should give Vidic and [...]

10
Mar

While I gather my thoughts on last night’s amazing performances, the European madness continues tonight and it just wouldn’t be Europe without my lame attempt to predict the unpredictable outcomes of what can only be described as a place where anything can and will happen! So instead, think beautifully tanned women bathing topless, think greased [...]

07
Mar
Wolves 0 v 1 Manchester United

Mick McCarthy’s men put up a huge performance to keep a Rooney-less Manchester United at bay last night, that is until the ‘Ginger Ninja’ Paul Scholes popped up with a late knock-out blow. It’s no wonder rangas have no friends… they always do things when you least expect them too and like to dampen the [...]

I predict: Everton 1 v 2 Man Utd Arsenal 2 v 0 Sunderland West Ham 1 v 1 Hull City Wolves 0 v 2 Chelsea Portsmouth 2 v 2 Stoke City Blackburn 1 v 0 Bolton Aston Villa 2 v 0 Burnley Fulham 2 v 1 Birmingham Man City 2 v 1 Liverpool Wigan 1 [...]

17
Feb
AC Milan 2 v 3 Manchester United

For a team having never scored or won at the San Siro before, it’s fair to say that Manchester United erm… Wayne Rooney, achieved something special in Milan last night. Is this tie over? No chance! In fact, I’m more amazed that Milan didn’t finish this match off in the first half than I am [...]

16
Feb
1st leg - 16th February

The Champions League is back tonight and if you haven’t already had an aneurysm cause of the rush of blood, then sit tight… tonight may just be your night bro! Lack of matches and change of knock-out format aside, tonight’s games will pit a couple of stars against the teams that made them who they [...]

08
Feb

The action continues mid week with some awesome matches to further shape the look of the league table again. Of particular interest are the clashes between Villa and United, which always go down to one goal separating the two teams, Chelsea’s visit to Goodison Park, which ended like this last round and of course the [...]

02
Feb
Arsenal 1 v 3 Manchester United

You have to excuse me for the very, very delayed posts for today/yesterday; lately I’ve been fighting off “super-injunctions” and quoting the Human Rights Act cause my mates missus couldn’t keep her mouth shut. Never the less, I’m here now and going to touch on what was meant to be January’s show piece match, the [...]

31
Jan
Arsenal v Manchester United

Godzilla v King Kong, Ali v Foreman, Woods v Nordegren… Gunners v Red Devils! Like all good rivalries, this top of the table clash promises the making of a grand occasion and there’s no doubt it’ll live up to expectations. More like a clash of two titans, both teams are in great form at the [...]

24
Jan
Manchester United 4 v 0 Hull City

I don’t know how else to put this, so I’m just going to come out and say it… Manchester United, without Rooney may as well be Take That without Robbie, New Kidz On The Block without Marky Mark Donny or N*Sync without Justin. I’m not saying they’re useless, just that the one common denominator, besides [...]

20
Jan
Manchester City 2 v 1 Manchester United

Ah, I love cross town rivalries. They really do warm the heart. Nothing screams “Fuck you neighbour!” quite like a few fake dives, a bad penalty decision and two goals by the same player, that only a mere 6 months ago was plying his trade for the opposing team… oh and how could I forget [...]

20
Dec
Fulham 3 v 0 Manchester United

It’s about time United got a good ‘ol serving of ‘Foot up the Ass’, maybe now they’ll awake from their stupor and start playing some football… or maybe… maybe the aliens that have abducted their minds will keep hold of them till another team from the Premier League wins the title… as long as it’s [...]