06
Dec
Manchester City 2 v 1 Chelsea

When Chelsea scored their early goal, I thought City were in for one helluva night, but much to my surprise and no doubt the millions watching, they were able to out-muscle and out-play the Blues at their own game. It almost reminded me of the time I went to that strip joint and started shooting [...]

26
Nov
FC Porto 0 v 1 Chelsea

As expected Porto made Chelsea work hard for the win last night and yet again that arsey bastard Nicolas Anelka delivered the goods with the only goal of the game. Shiiit, I don’t mind it when Chelsea win, heck I don’t even mind when they play like a pack of morons and only just scrape [...]

15
Nov
Ireland 0 v 1 France

My hatred for Nicolas Anelka and his goal thieving ways have been well documented on this site, so this is an open invitation to Irish fans and Anelka hating fans alike, to join together and belittle the cheap-ass way he scores his goals and then celebrates them as though they were masterpieces. At this point, [...]

28
Sep

If you’ve ever wanted to look like Spiderman whilst playing football but didn’t quite have the right boots for the occasion, don’t fret any longer cause your time has come and all your prayers have been answered! Ok, the colours are a little off Spidey’s all blue and red ensemble so you will have to [...]

19
Sep
Premier League - Week 6

We’re faced with a full round of fixtures this weekend, so there’ll be plenty of action, no doubt. Couple of matches to look out for, but the one of note is the fierce London rivalry taking place at Stamford Bridge. Tottenham were brought back to earth last weekend by Manchester United and some serious questions [...]

My seething hatred for Nicolas Anelka (and his arrogant French head) is fully documented on this site with most of the “hatred” stemming from the fact that he’s an overrated cheese eating surrender monkey who, on several occasions has sold his soul to any club that is willing to put up with his arrogance… and [...]

In what has been a slow news week, I couldn’t help but come across a viral campaign that Puma have recently released. All you need to know is that there is a smokin’ hot French temptress in sexy knickers, knee high socks and pink stripper heels and that thug Anelka is gagged and tied up [...]