18
Dec

With Barcelona making magic in the UAE for the next few days, our amigos over at Heads of Tails inform us that the Spanish press are having a field day trying to predict who will replace the injured Pepe in Madrid’s defense. Will it be Sergio Ramos in central defense, Marcelo as left back and [...]

11
Dec

We have some interesting games in Spain this weekend and being massive fans of Espanyol, our muchachos at Heads or Tails are extremely excited about the Catalan derby… pity they’ve elected to go with head over heart but who could blame them, at the moment Barcelona are mopping the floor with everyone, no exceptions! Over [...]

09
Dec
Olympique Marseille 1 v 3 Real Madrid

Cristiano Ronaldo was back to his menacing best last night against Marseille and much like a fly buzzing around your head while you tryAnd typ3 a p0st… oh, would you just F*** OFF!… he annoyed the shit out of the French defence and added two more to his ever growing sack’o’goals at Madrid. On another [...]

06
Dec
Real Madrid 4 v 2 Almeria

Cristiano Ronaldo is back in the thick of the action at Real Madrid again and to tell you the truth, I’m a little over his hype at the moment. Sure millions of señoritas and gays el-poopas would mount him like dogs on heat if they had the chance and sure his tan could pass him [...]

04
Dec

After a week of dismal predictions (2 out of 10) our amigos at Heads or Tails have put their hand up and said they will pick themselves up off the floor and bounce back… which is also what Real Madrid will want to do after their defeat at the hands of Barcelona last week. Almeria, [...]

30
Nov
Barcelona 1 v 0 Real Madrid

You start the match on the bench, patiently watching, waiting for the coach to turn around and call your name so that you get your 15min of glory in the legend that is an ‘El Clasico’. When he finally does, you wait anxiously on the touch line, only to look away from the player you’re [...]

27
Nov

Unless you’ve been living in a cave all your life, I don’t think I need to elaborate on the significance of the ‘El Clasico’ derby taking place at the Nou camp this weekend. And with so many world class players battling it out, it’s actually quite difficult to decide which team will have the upper [...]

26
Nov
Real Madrid 1 v 0 FC Zurich

Portuguese man-o-sex Cristiano Ronaldo made his long awaited return to the Real Madrid team last night, which is quite exciting given the biggest match of the Spanish calendar, the ‘El Classico’, takes place this weekend. And even though he didn’t really contribute much in this game and won’t be match fit for the weekend, it’ll [...]

23
Nov

This was some weekend of La Liga action and for the first time in a while, the predictions were descent. An interesting match was Real Madrid’s win at home to Racing Santander which put them top of the Latino pop’s and set up a nice precursor to the weekends El Classico, which will definitely reach [...]

11
Nov
Real Madrid 1 v 0 AD Alcorcon (Agg:1-4)

It’s going to be hard to conquer Europe or the world for that matter, when you can barely beat a little known team plying it’s trade in the Spanish third division. Perhaps Manuel Pellegrini needs to rethink his employment options for the future? I hear the bank across the road from my apartment is looking [...]

06
Nov

The Madrid derby takes center stage in Spain this weekend and once again we’re hearing that Pellegrini’s head is set to role if Real don’t get the desired result… however before that can happen, our amigos at Heads or Tails inform us that the league may be stopped this weekend in protest of foreign players [...]

03
Nov
Tuesday, 3rd November

AC Milan seem to have their mojo back as they prepare to host Real Madrid in this crucial UCL match. Will they be as lucky as last matchday?… I don’t think so, but I do think both teams will have to settle for a share of the points and that can’t really be a good [...]

02
Nov
...And Pellegrini's head - Real Madrid 2 v 0 Getafe

Is it just me or are Real Madrid really missing the presence of their tanned, Portuguese, man-o-sex Ronaldo? Sure their overly excited old fellas are scoring goals, but at the same time the team looks like it’s just scraping through simple matches and if it wasn’t for two goals by Higuain last night, coach Pellegrini [...]

23
Oct
Real Madrid 2 v 3 AC MIlan

Until midway through the second half, I couldn’t understand how an attack of Ronaldinho, Seedorf, Pato and Inzaghi had only managed three shots at goal and none were on target! Then out of nothing and as unexpected as Iker Casillas’ goal keeping errors, Andear Pirlo snuck in a long range effort to put the Italians [...]

21
Oct
Wednesday, 21st October

I predict: FC Girondins de Bordeaux 1 v 1 FC Bayern München Juventus 2 v 0 Maccabi Haifa FC PFC CSKA Moskva 1 v 2 Manchester United FC VfL Wolfsburg 2 v 3 Beşiktaş JK Real Madrid CF 3 v 1 AC Milan FC Zürich 2 v 2 Olympique de Marseille FC Porto 1 v [...]