Arsenal and Chelsea’s title plans could be derailed this weekend as they prepare to slug out their respective matches against two stubborn teams from the midlands; Birmingham just refuse to lose at home and Villa have had the upper hand on ‘The Pensioners’ this season all ready. Both matches will go toe to toe. I’m [...]

16
Jan

I predict: Stoke City 1 v 2 Liverpool Chelsea 3 v 1 Sunderland Man Utd 2 v 0 Burnley Portsmouth 1 v 1 Birmingham Tottenham 3 v 0 Hull City Wolves 1 v 0 Wigan Everton 2 v 3 Man City Aston Villa 2 v 0 West Ham Blackburn 1 v 1 Fulham Bolton 1 [...]

21
Dec
Manchester City 4 v 3 Sunderland

Everyone’s Christmases came at once over at the middle East lands the other night. The snow was falling thick and fast, Roque Santa Cruz managed a rare start and an even rarer deuce (he should have partnered Tevez up front a long time ago) and shortly after the match had ended Mark Hughes was sacked [...]

22
Nov
Sunderland 1 v 0 Arsenal

Sunderland are doing their rounds at the moment, plucking points from the “big four” like a mac daddy laying his pimp hand down on a hoe who hasn’t paid her dues and last night they didn’t spare Arsenal either. This match reminds me of the time I slapped a Thai hooker and tried to play [...]

18
Oct
Sunderland 1 v 0 Liverpool

Mum: “Swimming trunks?” Son: “Yep” Mum: “Towels?” Son: “Got ‘em” Mum: “Scouse beach ball?” Son: “…um, I think Dave took it to the footy” Mum: “To the footy… what for!?” Son: “oh somethin about having fun or the demise of Rafa, I can’t remember… c’mon let’s join Bent at the beach!” Match highlights: Older Sunderland [...]

16
Oct
Premier League - Week 9

The Premier League is back on the box this weekend and with my new pay TV subscription giving me 12hrs of uninterrupted action this Saturday, I’m seriously going to be as happy as a pig in shit! Of the matches this weekend expect to see Sunderland put up a massive fight against Liverpool at home [...]

04
Oct
Man United 2 v 2 Sunderland

Jammy bastards! I’m not even halfway joking when I say I hope Old Trafford is the test site of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s nuclear program! Match highlights: Older Sunderland news: Results – 19th / 20th September The Manchester Derby… expect the unexpected! Red Devils Bouce Back – Wigan Athletic 0 v 5 Manchester United So Much For [...]

My seething hatred for Nicolas Anelka (and his arrogant French head) is fully documented on this site with most of the “hatred” stemming from the fact that he’s an overrated cheese eating surrender monkey who, on several occasions has sold his soul to any club that is willing to put up with his arrogance… and [...]

12
Apr
Sunderland 1 v 2 Manchester United

Uh oh… when you have to rely on a 17yr old to save your ass on two separate occasions, you “might” be in trouble. I use the word might here, cause I’m talking about Manchester United and well, they’re pretty much capable of pulling anything out of their arses when all the chips are down… [...]

Chelsea seem to have put their loss against Liverpool well and truly behind them… as if the thrashing of Hull mid-week wasn’t evidence of that and they got off to a flier against Sunderland, scoring early and then never looking back. They’re almost destroying teams at will and as embarrassing as it may be for [...]