08
Jan

After a bed ridden week with a ridiculous fever, the coughing up of much lung butter and almost little to no action on the site, I’m back in almost full health to bring in the first full week of predictions for the new year… that’s if the chill engulfing Europe at the moment doesn’t postpone [...]

18
Dec

The aim this round was to do better than my predictions on the weekend and it’s safe to say, like Tottenham against a sloppy Man City, I kicked them out of the park while predicting 5 out of 8 results. Gameweek score: 5 out of 8 Weekend conclusions: Liverpool finally scraped a win but is [...]

15
Dec

Ok, I’m going for a perfect record this round… lord knows I need it to make up for the weekend’s shambles. I’m also predicting a Liverpool bite back in retaliation (look out Wigan!) and with 4th place up for grabs at White Hart Lane, a 6 goal thriller… look out, my nuts just landed on [...]

07
Dec

If saving penalties is your thang, there’s a chance you may have been as ecstatic as Tim Howard after saving Jermain Defoe’s poorly struck kick in Everton’s epic come from behind draw at Goodison Park last night. Add to that 3 other penalty saves over the course of the weekend and I’m pretty sure some [...]

02
Dec
Manchester United 2 v 0 Tottenham

Darren Gibson’s classy two goals, helped an experimental Red Devils triumph over a near full strength Tottenham in their Carling Cup quarter final match at Old Trafford last night… and Sir Ferg. was happy as Larry. Goal.com And Darron Gibson is the one player in our club who can score great goals from outside the [...]

23
Nov
Tottenham 9 v 1 Wigan

When Jermain Defoe wakes up tomorrow morning he won’t have to wonder why the sun is winking at him or why bluebirds are pulling back his sheets and why hot blondes are fondling his man junk. No, all he’ll have to do is watch the replay of last night’s match and all will be revealed… [...]

31
Oct
Premier League - Week 11

Match of the weekend is no doubt the London derby, Arsenal v Tottenham. In the past these two teams have delivered some cracking matches so it’ll be interesting to see if one team can steal the show or if there are any horror shows to be had [Halloween pun intended]. Whatever the case, we have [...]

27
Sep
Tottenham 5 v 0 Burnley

Coming off two defeats, Tottenham really needed to get some confidence back with a win… and what better way than to smash home 5 against a Burnley side who have so far enjoyed a great start to the season. No matter how you put it though, this was simply an all out frustration battering, like [...]

19
Sep
Premier League - Week 6

We’re faced with a full round of fixtures this weekend, so there’ll be plenty of action, no doubt. Couple of matches to look out for, but the one of note is the fierce London rivalry taking place at Stamford Bridge. Tottenham were brought back to earth last weekend by Manchester United and some serious questions [...]

13
Sep
Tottenham 1 v 3 Manchester United

Scoring an early goal against Manchester United can be quite a daunting thing as was proven overnight. It’s like taking the last sausage off the grill at a fat chicks convention then sneakily trying to walk it out the front door without anyone noticing. Scary thing is, you actually think you have a chance of [...]

11
Sep
Premier League - Week 5

Some cracking matches this weekend and amongst the more exciting ones is the Red devils trip to White Heart Lane to face an inform Tottenham Hotspur. Last year United were one of Tottenham’s bogey teams causing them much grief… this year however United have been a little slow off the blocks so it’s as good [...]

20
Aug
Results that caught everyone by surprise... even Defoe!

It’s hard to read into results so early into the season… I mean, Chelsea went down to an early goal (again) and then rallied to pull three back, United lost surprisingly to new boys Burnley, Liverpool got their first points of the season, but most impressively Tottenham (mainly Defoe) taught Hull a goal scoring lesson [...]

22
Mar
Tottenham 1 v 0 Chelsea

An inspired Luka Modric gave Tottenham a much fancied win over north London rivals Chelsea last night. It was the first time the Lillywhites had beaten the blues at home since 2006 and by doing so not only did they give Guus Hiddink his first taste of Premier League defeat, but they also squandering Chelsea’s [...]

17
Mar
Aston Villa 1 v 2 Tottenham

Villa or on the receiving end of a 6 match winless streak across all competitions… uh oh! They’ve just surrendered fourth spot to Arsenal and given that they face Liverpool and Manchester United away from home before confronting Everton on their own turf, suddenly Champions League qualification is looking like an increasingly slim possibility. I [...]

In this mid-week’s episode, Middlesbrough went from the joys of beating Liverpool to the lows of being pounded by Tottenham as Robbie Keane announced his arrival back to scoring ways with a goal and 2 assists. Hull picked up points away to Fulham but perhaps the biggest shock came from the Britannia Stadium where Stoke [...]