When Jermain Defoe wakes up tomorrow morning he won’t have to wonder why the sun is winking at him or why bluebirds are pulling back his sheets and why hot blondes are fondling his man junk. No, all he’ll have to do is watch the replay of last night’s match and all will be revealed… [...]
This weekend I’ve been busier than a Somali pirate demanding ransom, so I’m trying something a little new [to this site]. If you think it works post your comments below and I’ll continue doing it… piece of piss really! Gameweek score: 6 out of 10 NOTE: West Ham v Aston Villa still remains Results: Pompey [...]
Wigan’s season so far has been bumpier than a Pakistani city street during a coalition led invasion… with almost as much carnage! The contrast of heavy defeats and remarkable wins have been the serving for this season and well overnight this draw didn’t really do them any favours… I’m assuming it was just to spice [...]
I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard Chelsea’s perfect start to the season had come to an end… to none other than the mighty WIGAN!? Anyway, I’m almost certain Chelsea couldn’t work it out either given that their manager Carlo Ancelotti curses them all in Italian when he’s pissed off. Credit must go to [...]
It’s very rare that United lose two in a row, so one could imaging just how well the day panned out for an unexpecting Wigan side when United rolled up at the DW Stadium yesterday afternoon. For those not really interested in highlights, Rooney got his 100th and 101st goals for United, Berba and Owen [...]
I nearly shit a sail boat when I turned on the telly and saw United down to Wigan and automatically I thought to myself, this has got to be Liverpool’s year!… then tricky Tevez pulled a turn-around triple twist back-heel on the run while maintaining to stay on his feet and Carrick decided to pop [...]
My predictions this week were as efficient as Everton’s goal scoring abilities and they really stamped their authority on the right to be playing UEFA Cup football next season. Now sitting 7 points off seventh placed West Ham, you could say that they’re almost home and hosed… but look out Villa their within one point [...]
Great performances are too good ’a posting opportunities to pass up… especially when a near full strength team of “men” get whipped by a team of teenagers. The Wenger Boys are starting to prove a hand full for Premier League teams, let alone the pour souls of the Championship, so I’m posting this cause I [...]
This match didn’t really interest me much, but I’m throwing it in cause I stated here last week that it would be interesting to see how long City would be able keep up the blistering momentum which destroyed Portsmouth. Turns out what ever was burning, fizzled out or whatever was being handed out, dried up… [...]