If you were to play in a 2 v 2 against anyone in the world, you’d probably want an opponent that you might have a chance of beating… well, in adidas’ new “House Smash Match” advert, things haven’t worked out so fortunately for Gareth Bale and Lucas Moura, who literally stand around while two legends of the game, David ‘Golden Balls’ Beckham and Zinedine ‘Golden Head’ Zidane smash up a classy modern-Victorian house filled with expensive chandeliers and a trophy cabinet worthy of any world-beater.

Just putting it out there, it would be an honour to have my house smashed up by this lot… you’re welcome round my place anytime gents!

Check out some of the behind the scenes shots below:

What do you think?